Chord/Tab song: Uncle Arthur

[D]Strikes the bell for [A]five o'clock, Uncle Arthur [D]closes shop,

screws the tops on [A]all the bottles, turns the lights out, [D]locks it up.

[G]Climbs across his [A]bike and he's a[D]way-

[G]cycles past the ga[A]s works, past the [C6]river, down the [A]high street,

back to [G]mother. It's an[A]other empty [D]day.[D#]

[E]Uncle A[D]rthur- [A]likes his mummy- [E]Uncle A[D]rthur- [A]still reads comics-

[E]Uncle A[D]rthur- [A]follows Bat-man-.

[D]Round and round the [A]rumours fly, how he ran a[D]way from mum,

on his thirty-[A]second birthday, told her that he'd [D]found a chum.

[G]Mother cried and [A]raved and yelled and [D]fussed-

[G]Arthur left her [A]no illusion [C6]brought the girl round, [A]save confusion,

[G]Sally was the [A]real thing not just l[D]ust.[D#]

[E]Uncle A[D]rthur- [A]vanished quickly- [E]Uncle A[D]rthur- [A]and his new bride-

[E]Uncle A[D]rthur- [A]follows Sally-.

[E]Round and round goes [B]Arthur's head, hasn't eaten [E]well for days,

little Sally [B]may be lovely, but cooking leaves her [E]in a maze.

[A]Uncle Arthur [B]packed his bags and [E]fled.

[A]Back to mother, [B]all's forgiven [D6]serving in the [B]family shop, he [A]gets

his pocket [B]money, he's well [E]fed.[F-]

[F#]Uncle A[E]rthur- [B]passed the gas works- [F#]Uncle A[E]rthur- [B]passed the river-

[F#]Uncle A[E]rthur- [B]down the high street- [F#]Uncle A[E]rthur- [B]follows mother-.