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THE SCIENCE OF SELLING YOURSELF SHORT - Less Than Jake
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Tabbed by: dodlhuat
Tuning: Standard
[F]I've come [Am]to my [Dm]senses,
[C]That I've become sense[F]less,
[F]I could [Am]give you [Dm]lessons on how to [C]ruin your friend[F]ships,
[F]Every l[Am]ast conv[Dm]iction, I s[C]moked them all a[F]way,
[F]I drank [Am]my frustr[Dm]ations down the [C]drain, out of the [Dm]way,
[Dm]So I [Am]sit and wait and [Dm]wonder,
"Does a[C]nyone else feel like [Gm]me?"
Someone so t[C]ired of their ro[Gm]utines and disa[C]ppearing self-es[Bb]teems,
[Bb]I'll s[F]ing a[C]long,
Yeah with every emergency,
[Bb]Just s[F]ing [C]along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
[Bb]I'm s[F]o far[C] gone,
That deep down inside I [Bb]think it's [F]fine by [C]me,
I'm my own worst [F]enemy
[F]I could [Am]be an [Dm]expert on [C]co-dependen[F]cy,
[F]I could [Am]write the [Dm]best book on [C]underage trage[F]dy,
[F]I've been [Am]spending [Dm]my time at the [C]local liquor [F]store,
[F]I've been [Am]sleeping [Dm]nightly on my [C]best friends kitchen [Dm]floor,
[Dm]So I [Am]sit and wait and [Dm]wonder,
"Does [C]anyone else feel like [Gm]me?"
I'm so [C]over-dosed on [Gm]apathy and [C]burnt out on sym[Bb]pathy.
[Bb]I'll s[F]ing a[C]long,
Yeah with every emergency,
[Bb]Just s[F]ing [C]along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
[Bb]I'm s[F]o far[C] gone,
That deep down inside I [Bb]think it's [F]fine by [C]me,
I'm my own worst [F]enemy
[Bb]Let the meaning s[Am]lip away
[Dm]Lost my faith in [C]another day,
[Bb]Self deprication seems o[Am]kay,
I never [Dm]thought I'd make it [C]anyway
[Bb]I'll s[F]ing a[C]long,
Yeah with every emergency,
[Bb]Just s[F]ing [C]along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
[Bb]I'm s[F]o far[C] gone,
That deep down inside I [Bb]think it's [F]fine by [C]me,
I'm my own worst [F]enemy
I'm my own worst enemy (x5)
THE SCIENCE OF SELLING YOURSELF SHORT - Less Than Jake
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Tabbed by: dodlhuat
Tuning: Standard
[F]I've come [Am]to my [Dm]senses,
[C]That I've become sense[F]less,
[F]I could [Am]give you [Dm]lessons on how to [C]ruin your friend[F]ships,
[F]Every l[Am]ast conv[Dm]iction, I s[C]moked them all a[F]way,
[F]I drank [Am]my frustr[Dm]ations down the [C]drain, out of the [Dm]way,
[Dm]So I [Am]sit and wait and [Dm]wonder,
"Does a[C]nyone else feel like [Gm]me?"
Someone so t[C]ired of their ro[Gm]utines and disa[C]ppearing self-es[Bb]teems,
[Bb]I'll s[F]ing a[C]long,
Yeah with every emergency,
[Bb]Just s[F]ing [C]along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
[Bb]I'm s[F]o far[C] gone,
That deep down inside I [Bb]think it's [F]fine by [C]me,
I'm my own worst [F]enemy
[F]I could [Am]be an [Dm]expert on [C]co-dependen[F]cy,
[F]I could [Am]write the [Dm]best book on [C]underage trage[F]dy,
[F]I've been [Am]spending [Dm]my time at the [C]local liquor [F]store,
[F]I've been [Am]sleeping [Dm]nightly on my [C]best friends kitchen [Dm]floor,
[Dm]So I [Am]sit and wait and [Dm]wonder,
"Does [C]anyone else feel like [Gm]me?"
I'm so [C]over-dosed on [Gm]apathy and [C]burnt out on sym[Bb]pathy.
[Bb]I'll s[F]ing a[C]long,
Yeah with every emergency,
[Bb]Just s[F]ing [C]along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
[Bb]I'm s[F]o far[C] gone,
That deep down inside I [Bb]think it's [F]fine by [C]me,
I'm my own worst [F]enemy
[Bb]Let the meaning s[Am]lip away
[Dm]Lost my faith in [C]another day,
[Bb]Self deprication seems o[Am]kay,
I never [Dm]thought I'd make it [C]anyway
[Bb]I'll s[F]ing a[C]long,
Yeah with every emergency,
[Bb]Just s[F]ing [C]along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
[Bb]I'm s[F]o far[C] gone,
That deep down inside I [Bb]think it's [F]fine by [C]me,
I'm my own worst [F]enemy
I'm my own worst enemy (x5)
