Joni's got a new[Am] car[Em]
Mister [Dm]cool bird's smoking [G]weed
They're [Am]closing down the [Em]bakery
Cause the [Dm]children got to [G]eat[E]
[Am]Jennifer's moving [Em]house
[F]Jennifer broke her [Bb]vows[G][F]
[Am]Andy says the [Em]doctor
Touched her [Bb]hair[Bb/A][G]
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Dm]away
Hey, now the [Bb]game has changed
It's [F]coming to our [Am]door[Em]s
[Am]Michael's in the [Em]movies
And [Dm]Mary found the [G]lord
[Am]Jim moved to the [Em]city
Told his [Dm]friends that he got [G]bor[E]ed
[Am]Kate's having an af[Em]fair
[F]Husband don't seem to [Bb]care[Bb/A][G]
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Dm]away
Hey, now the [Bb]game has changed
It's [F]coming to our [Esus4]doors
Open [E]up
To a [Dm]man
Flesh and [Dm7]blood
If there's [Esus4]warmth in your [E]heart
Let it [Bb]show[Bb/A][G]
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na[Bb]
Na na na na na [F]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na[Bb]
Na na na na na [F]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
[Dm]Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Bb]away
Na na na na na [F]na na[G] na
[Dm]Na na na na n[Am]a na n[G]a na
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
[Dm]Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Bb]away
Na na na na [F]na na [G]na na
[Am]
Mister [Dm]cool bird's smoking [G]weed
They're [Am]closing down the [Em]bakery
Cause the [Dm]children got to [G]eat[E]
[Am]Jennifer's moving [Em]house
[F]Jennifer broke her [Bb]vows[G][F]
[Am]Andy says the [Em]doctor
Touched her [Bb]hair[Bb/A][G]
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Dm]away
Hey, now the [Bb]game has changed
It's [F]coming to our [Am]door[Em]s
[Am]Michael's in the [Em]movies
And [Dm]Mary found the [G]lord
[Am]Jim moved to the [Em]city
Told his [Dm]friends that he got [G]bor[E]ed
[Am]Kate's having an af[Em]fair
[F]Husband don't seem to [Bb]care[Bb/A][G]
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Dm]away
Hey, now the [Bb]game has changed
It's [F]coming to our [Esus4]doors
Open [E]up
To a [Dm]man
Flesh and [Dm7]blood
If there's [Esus4]warmth in your [E]heart
Let it [Bb]show[Bb/A][G]
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na[Bb]
Na na na na na [F]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Na na na na na [Am]na n[G]a na[Bb]
Na na na na na [F]na n[G]a na
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
[Dm]Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Bb]away
Na na na na na [F]na na[G] na
[Dm]Na na na na n[Am]a na n[G]a na
[Dm]Hey, have you [Am]read the [G]news [Dm]today?
[Dm]Hey, used to [Am]be so [G]far [Bb]away
Na na na na [F]na na [G]na na
[Am]