Chord/Tab song: The Intergalactic Laxative

[Intro]
[A] [A] [A] [A]
[Verse 1]
I [A]was impressed like everyone,
When man be[E]gan to [A]fly,
[D]Out of earthly [A]regions,
To [E]planets in the [A]sky.
With [D]total media [A]coverage,
We [A]watched the heroes land,
As [A]ceremoniously
They [A]disturbed the [E]cosmic [A]sand.

[Verse 2]
In [A]awe with admiration,
We listened [E]to the [A]talk.
Such [D]pride felt they,
Such [A]joy to be
U[E]pon the moon to [A]walk.
My [D]romantic vision [A]shattered,
When it [A]was explained to me,
[A]Spacemen wear old diapers
In [A]which they [E]sht and [A]pee.

[Chorus]
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from [E]here to [A]there.
[D]Relieve you and [A]believe me,
With[E]out a worry or [A]care.
If [D]shtting is your [A]problem,
When you're [A]out there in the stars,
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative
Will [A]get you from [E]here to [A]Mars.

[Verse 3]
They [A]don't partake like you and I,
Of beefy [E]burger [A]mush.
Their [D]food is special[A]ly prepared
To [E]dissolve into [A]slush.
Ab[D]sorbed by multi-[A]fibers
In the [A]super diaper suit,
[A]Otherwise the slush would trickle
[A]Down in[E]side the [A]boot.

[Chorus]
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from [E]here to [A]there.
[D]Relieve you and [A]believe me,
With[E]out a worry or [A]care.
If [D]shtting is your [A]problem,
When you're [A]out there in the stars,
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative
Will [A]get you from [E]here to [A]Mars.

[Verse 4]
You [A]may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid [E]they con[A]sume.
A [D]pipe is led from [A]penis head
To a [E]unit in the [A]room.
The [D]water is re[A]circulated,
[A]Filtered for re-use.
In [A]case of anti-gravity -
[A]Pee gets [E]on the [A]loose.

[Chorus]
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from [E]here to [A]there.
[D]Relieve you and [A]believe me,
With[E]out a worry or [A]care.
If [D]shtting is your [A]problem,
When you're [A]out there in the stars,
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative
Will [A]get you from [E]here to [A]Mars.

[Verse 5]
Wher[A]ever man has conquered,
On the [A]quest for [E]frontiers [A]new, da da da da
I'm [D]glad he's always [A]had to do
The [E]number one and [A]two.
It [D]makes it all so [A]ordinary,
[A]Just like you and me,
To [A]know the greatest heroes,
They [A]had to [E]sht and [A]pee.

[Outro]
The [A]intergalactic laxative
Will get you from [E]here to [A]there,
For [D]cosmic consti[A]pation
There's [E]none that can com[A]pare.
If [D]shtting is your [A]problem
When you're [A]out there in the stars,
Oh, the [A]intergalactic laxative,
The [A]intergalactic laxative,
The [A]intergalactic laxative,
Will [A]get you from [E]here to [A]Mars.