"That Fuckin Cat's Back"
Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album: Your Average Aussie Yobbo (1984)
Tab: Maniac1075
[Riff 1]
I [(E)]WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AG[(A)]AIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
I [(B)]GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER [(E)]NINE
IT[(E)]S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT ITS HAPPENED
BU[(A)]T IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I[(B)] THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE F[(E)]IRE
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK,[(A)] TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
WH[(B)]EN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH [(E)]TIN
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,A[(A)]ND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
NOW F[(B)]ANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE[(E)] him
[CHORUS]
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[(A)]BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS[(D)] BACK,[(A)] NOW HOW'D HE DO[(E)] THAT
[(E)]I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE C[(A)]UNT TO KINGDOM[(B)] COME
[(A)]NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT [(B)]FUCKING CATS [(E)]BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didnt wanna end up in the can
And Id just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But Im fucked if I remember eating that
[back to chorus]
[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
[back to chorus]
Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album: Your Average Aussie Yobbo (1984)
Tab: Maniac1075
[Riff 1]
I [(E)]WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AG[(A)]AIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
I [(B)]GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER [(E)]NINE
IT[(E)]S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT ITS HAPPENED
BU[(A)]T IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I[(B)] THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE F[(E)]IRE
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK,[(A)] TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
WH[(B)]EN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH [(E)]TIN
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,A[(A)]ND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
NOW F[(B)]ANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE[(E)] him
[CHORUS]
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[(A)]BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS[(D)] BACK,[(A)] NOW HOW'D HE DO[(E)] THAT
[(E)]I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE C[(A)]UNT TO KINGDOM[(B)] COME
[(A)]NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT [(B)]FUCKING CATS [(E)]BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didnt wanna end up in the can
And Id just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But Im fucked if I remember eating that
[back to chorus]
[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
[back to chorus]
