Chord/Tab song: Talking Turkey

Chord,Tablature, lyric, sheet, guitar, ukulele song: Talking Turkey - ( You get the hote[G]l, [Em7]I'll get the box of wine. [G...)

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You get the hote[G]l,

[Em7]I'll get the box of wine.

[G]No sadder words had been spoken,

[Em7]Since the dawn of time.

When [D]we were y[C]oung,

We never t[Am7]hink that it will c[Em7]ome to this,

Because you o[C]nly get one s[Am7]hot;

I took my s[Em7]hot and missed.

[G]She said "You just keep it still love,

[Em7]I'll get the cameras going".

[G]I'm still amazed at the things I do,

[Em7]To keep my debts from growing.

She sa[D]ys "We'v[C]e got some sort of[Am7] symbiotic r[Em7]elationship",

And for our pu[C]rposes,

She s[Am7]ays she finds me [Em7]well equipped.

[G](She's barkin' up my t[Em7]ree),

(And bo[D]uncin' on my k[C]nee).

Like some sort of Buddha-baby!

[G](She's a talkin'[Em7] turkey),

(Sm[D]okin' my je[C]rky).

[Am7]I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin',

[D]Build some more shelves cause we're g[C]onna keep stockin',

W[Am7]e can talk turkey till the tu[Em7]rkey starts talkin' to me! [G]

[F]Her stomach's bi[Am7]gger than my e[G]yes!

(Happy Thanksgiving, baby!)

[F]She smothers [Am7]me inside;

[C]This time I da[D]ren't forget the gr[Em7]avy.

[Em7]
[G]She says "I'll just freshen up now,

[Em7]I'm expecting some more friends".

And [G]it's becoming clear to me,

There's more [Em7]filth around the bend.

[D]She said I'm t[C]oo functioning fo[Am7]r her kind of in[Em7]ternet,

And she a[C]lways gets eve[Am7]rything that she sets o[Em7]ut to get.

[G](She's te[Em7]aching birds and bees),

[D](And always pushin'[C] me).

Like a leather monstrosity!

[G](She's a talkin' turkey),

[Em7](Smoking the jerky).

[C]Better get the door 'cause I h[Am7]ear your friends knocking,

[D]Turn around sister and ju[C]st keep walking.

[Am7]We can talk turkey till the [Em7]turkey is talking to m[G]e!

Talking to me!

[F]She's shaking [Am7]her thighs!

[G](You know how to treat a lady),

[F]She smothers [Am7]me and dies!

[C]Happy Thanksgiv[D]ing, baby[Em7],

Happy Thanksgiving, baby,

Happy Thanksgiving, baby,

Happy Thanksgiving, baby!

Baby.

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Chord: Talking Turkey - tab, song lyric, sheet, guitar, ukulele
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