The Jam - Smithers-Jones
[C]Here we go again, it's Monday at last,
[C]He's heading for the Waterloo line,
To catch the [Bb]8 a.m. fast, it's usually [G]dead on time,
[Bb]Hope it isn't late, got to [G]be there by nine.
[F]Pin stripe [C]suit, clean [G]shirt and [C]tie,
[F]Stops off at the [C]corner shop to [G]buy The [C]Times
[Bb]'Good morning Smithers-[G]Jones
[Bb]How's the wife and [G]home?
[Bb]Did you get the car you've been [G]looking for?
[Bb]Did you get the car you've been [G]looking for?' [G7]
[F] Let me get i[G]nside you, let me[C] take control of [F]you,
[Bb]We could have some [G]good times,
[Bb]All this worry will [G]get you down,
[Bb]I'll give you a new [G]meaning to life [G7]- I don't [C]think so.
[C]Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
[C]You're part of the production line,
You're the [Bb]same as him, you're like [G]tin-sardines,
Get [Bb]out of the pack, before they [G]peel you back.
Ar[F]rive at the [C]office, [G]spot on [C]time,
The [F]clock on the [C]wall hasn't [G]yet struck [C]nine,
'Good [Bb]morning Smithers-[G]Jones
The [Bb]boss wants to see you a[G]lone
I [Bb]hope it's the promotion you've been [G]looking for
I [Bb]hope it's the promotion you've been [G]looking for'[G7]
[F]'Come in Smithers old [G]boy
Take a [C]seat, take the weight off your [F]feet
[Bb]I've some news to [G]tell you
[Bb]There's no longer a [G]position for you -
[G7]Sorry Smithers-[C]Jones'
F C G C x2
[F]Put on the [C]kettle and [G]make some [C]tea
It's [F]all a [C]part of [G]feeling groov[C]y
[F]Put on your [C]slippers turn [G]on the T[C]V
It's [F]all a [C]part of fee[G]ling groov[C]y
It's [F]time to re[C]lax, now you've [G]worked your arse [C]off
But the [F]only one [C]smilin' is the [G]sun tanned [C]boss
[F]Work and [C]work and work and [G]work till you [C]die
There's [F]plenty more [C]fish in the [G]sea to [C]fry
F C G C x3
[F] [C] [G] [G] [G] [G] [C]
[C]Here we go again, it's Monday at last,
[C]He's heading for the Waterloo line,
To catch the [Bb]8 a.m. fast, it's usually [G]dead on time,
[Bb]Hope it isn't late, got to [G]be there by nine.
[F]Pin stripe [C]suit, clean [G]shirt and [C]tie,
[F]Stops off at the [C]corner shop to [G]buy The [C]Times
[Bb]'Good morning Smithers-[G]Jones
[Bb]How's the wife and [G]home?
[Bb]Did you get the car you've been [G]looking for?
[Bb]Did you get the car you've been [G]looking for?' [G7]
[F] Let me get i[G]nside you, let me[C] take control of [F]you,
[Bb]We could have some [G]good times,
[Bb]All this worry will [G]get you down,
[Bb]I'll give you a new [G]meaning to life [G7]- I don't [C]think so.
[C]Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
[C]You're part of the production line,
You're the [Bb]same as him, you're like [G]tin-sardines,
Get [Bb]out of the pack, before they [G]peel you back.
Ar[F]rive at the [C]office, [G]spot on [C]time,
The [F]clock on the [C]wall hasn't [G]yet struck [C]nine,
'Good [Bb]morning Smithers-[G]Jones
The [Bb]boss wants to see you a[G]lone
I [Bb]hope it's the promotion you've been [G]looking for
I [Bb]hope it's the promotion you've been [G]looking for'[G7]
[F]'Come in Smithers old [G]boy
Take a [C]seat, take the weight off your [F]feet
[Bb]I've some news to [G]tell you
[Bb]There's no longer a [G]position for you -
[G7]Sorry Smithers-[C]Jones'
F C G C x2
[F]Put on the [C]kettle and [G]make some [C]tea
It's [F]all a [C]part of [G]feeling groov[C]y
[F]Put on your [C]slippers turn [G]on the T[C]V
It's [F]all a [C]part of fee[G]ling groov[C]y
It's [F]time to re[C]lax, now you've [G]worked your arse [C]off
But the [F]only one [C]smilin' is the [G]sun tanned [C]boss
[F]Work and [C]work and work and [G]work till you [C]die
There's [F]plenty more [C]fish in the [G]sea to [C]fry
F C G C x3
[F] [C] [G] [G] [G] [G] [C]
