Chord/Tab song: Sand In My Face

( x4 )[G][G][G#][A]

[A]I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you)
I saw a nine stone weakling
(What will you do?)
Dynamic Tension waiting for you?
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you

[A] [A7]

I [A]opened my magazine (What did you see?)
I saw Mr. France (What did he have?)
A girl on each shoulder (What else?)
And one in his pants
Dynamic Tension can do this for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of
[A]You you you y[A7]ou [D]you[Em11][D][Em11]
[D]So our hero goes down to the [Em11]beach
[D]He's in real terrible sh[Em11]ape
[D]His chick's been seen with big [Em11]Alex
[D]That mother kicked sand in his [Em11]face
[D]Now let me tell you about [Em11]Alex[D][Em11]
He's got:[D] Hands like [Em11]hams [D] Knees like [Em11]trees
[D]200 [Em11]lbs of [A]surfboard Hurcu[G]les......

[D]Mr. Atlas won't you [Dmaj7]bring her on back to [Em]me [A]
[Em]I lost my girl down [A]by the beach
[Em]She's with Alex and she's [A]out of reach
So [D]please Mr. [A]Atlas won't you [G]bring her on back to me[D][A][G]
[D]I saw your [A]body in an [G]advert on T.[D]V.[A][G]
[D]But what con[A]vinced me was your [Bm]money back [Gm]guarantee

[G]( [G] x[G#]8 [A] )
[A] [A7]
Now [A]I'm stronger than Alex
(Where is he now?)
He's left in disgrace
(Oh yeah?)
Cos I took back my girlfriend
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
And kicked sand in his face
[A](In his eyes, in his ears, in his [A7]nose)
Dynamic [A]Tension waiting for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
(fades)