Intro: D7
[D7]Why do men go crazy when a woman wears her dress so tight? (x2)
Well, [A7]it must be the same old thing that makes a t[G7]omcat fight a[D7]ll night.
[D7]Why do all of the men try to run a big legged woman down? (x2)
Well, [A7]it must be the same old thing that makes a [G7]bulldog love a
[D7]hound.
Chorus:
[D7]Well, it's the same thing -- Well, it's the same old thing
Better tell me wh[A7]o is to blame
[G7]Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same[D7] thing.
[D7]What makes you feel so good when your baby gets down her evening gown? (x2)
Well, [A7]it must be the same old thing that makes a pr[G7]eacher man lay
his Bib[D7]le down.
Chorus:
[D7]Well, it's the same thing -- Well, it's the same old thing
Better tell me wh[A7]o is to blame
[G7]Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same[D7] thing.
Outro: D7
[D7]Why do men go crazy when a woman wears her dress so tight? (x2)
Well, [A7]it must be the same old thing that makes a t[G7]omcat fight a[D7]ll night.
[D7]Why do all of the men try to run a big legged woman down? (x2)
Well, [A7]it must be the same old thing that makes a [G7]bulldog love a
[D7]hound.
Chorus:
[D7]Well, it's the same thing -- Well, it's the same old thing
Better tell me wh[A7]o is to blame
[G7]Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same[D7] thing.
[D7]What makes you feel so good when your baby gets down her evening gown? (x2)
Well, [A7]it must be the same old thing that makes a pr[G7]eacher man lay
his Bib[D7]le down.
Chorus:
[D7]Well, it's the same thing -- Well, it's the same old thing
Better tell me wh[A7]o is to blame
[G7]Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same[D7] thing.
Outro: D7
