Chord/Tab song: Mutha'Uckas

...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords


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from Episode 7 (2007)

Intro:

Am, F E7

Chorus 1:

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
There's [F]too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my [E7]shi-,
Uckin, with my shi-

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
[F] How many mutha uckas?
[E7] Too many to count, mutha uckas.

Verse 1:

[Am] I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,
[F] Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.
[Am] And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,
F (n.c)
On AP...yeah, you know me.

[Am] Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,
[F] Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,
[Am] Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,
[F] So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,
[Am] Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;
We're [F]all mutha uckas and we're uckin',
With your shi-, come on!

Chorus 2:

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's [F]too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my [E7]shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
[F] How many mutha uckas?
[E7] Too many to count, mutha uckas.

Verse 2:

[Am] The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,
The [F]mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.
The [Am]shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,
[F] Cut the cra-...I need my red delicious.

[Am] Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,
Gonna [F]dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
[Am] Then... Granny Smith...
[F] ...An avocado...B-... -a...
[Am] ...a mango...
[F] Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Chorus 3:

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
There's [F]too many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my [E7]shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie.

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
Uckin' with my...
(n.c)
(Beatboxing)

Everybody come on!

[Am] Too many mutha uckas,
(n.c)
Uckin' with my shh...

CHORD DIAGRAMS:


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[EADGBE]x02210 [EADGBE]133211 [EADGBE]020100
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| |_____ Tabbed by |_|
|_______| Joel from cLuMsY, 2008
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)