Chord/Tab song: Mules Are So Half Ass

Here's another funny Hank Green, the musical half of the "vlogbrothers"
song off his 2009 album "This Machine Pwns N00bs". This is probably the
funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play
in every single line of the song. If you have issues with Hanks signature
spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song
and try to play along. And, when you've made your final judgement on the
tab, please rate and comment.

Standard Tuning

Intro:

Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.

Verse 1:

The mink lost her [Fmaj7]furry scarf, she [G]said it was [C]stolen,
The shoe salesman [Fmaj7]wanted to help, 'cause [G]he had so much [C]sole,
But [Fmaj7]then his whole left [G]side fell off, but [C]he's all right now,
The [Fmaj7]pregnant heifer [G]saw it happen, [C]yeah, she had a [G]cow,

Chorus:

And the [C]C O [Fmaj7]2 delivery [G]guy always gives me [C]gas,
And I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass,
Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass.

Verse 2:

The bike can't stand up [Fmaj7]by itself, it [G]says it's two-[C]tired,
The human cannon[Fmaj7]ball was late for [G]work and he got [C]fired,
And [Fmaj7]if your pants are [G]too big you'll get [C]exposed in the end,
And [Fmaj7]if you crash your [G]fancy car you'll [C]see how a mercedez [G]bends,

Chorus:

And the [C]C O [Fmaj7]2 delivery [G]guy always gives me [C]gas,
And I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass,
Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass.

Verse 3:

I forgot how to throw a [Fmaj7]boomerang, but [G]then it came back to [C]me,
It's just like riding a [Fmaj7]bike, or [G]playing with your [C]wii,
If [Fmaj7]you don't pay your [G]excorcist, [C]you'll get repossessed,
The [Fmaj7]pirate shot him[G]self so he could [C]have that dead man's [G]chest,

Chorus:

And the [C]C O [Fmaj7]2 delivery [G]guy always gives me [C]gas,
And I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass,
Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass,
Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass,
Yeah, I really hate [Fmaj7]mules [G]because they're so half-[C]ass.

And that should be that for "Mules Are So Half Ass" by Hank Green. And
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-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.