Chord/Tab song: Mother of Pearl

Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl

Tabbed by - mushidebleh

[G]Feminists don't h[Am]ave a s[D7]ense of [G]humour. [Am][D7]
[G]Feminists just wa[Am]nt to [D7]be al[G]one.[Eb] (boo ho[F]o hoo)
[G]Feminists spread [Am]vicious [D7]lies and [G]rumours.[Em]
They have a [Am]tumour on their [D7]funny[G] bon[Eb]e. They[F] say...

[Bb]Child molestation isn't [Cm7]funny. (A[F]hahaha!)
[Eb]Rape and degradation's just a c[F]rime. ([F#]Lighten up, l[F]adies.)
[Bb]Rampant prostitution, sex for [Cm7]money, (What's [F7]wrong with that?)
[Eb]Can't these chicks do [Bbm7]anything but [C]whine?!

[F] Dance break! :D

[G] [Am] [D7] [G]
[G] [Am] [D7] [G]
[G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Em]
[Am] [D7] [G]
[Eb]The[F]y say...

[Bb]Cheap objectification isn't [Cm7]witty, IT'S H[F]OT,
[Eb]equal work and wages worth the f[F]ight.(S[F#]ing us a n[F]ew one!)
[Bb]On demand abortion, every [Cm7]city. (Okay, but [F]NO GUN CONTROL.)
[Eb]Won't these women [Bbm7]ever get a li[C]fe?

[G]Feminists don't h[Am]ave a s[D7]ense of [G]humour. [Am](Poo[D7]r Hillary...)
[G]Feminists and [Am]vege[D7]tari[G]ans. ([Eb]Make mine a [F]big mac!)
[G]Feminists spread [Am]vicious [D7]lies and [G]rumours.[Em]
They're far too s[Am]ensitive to [D7]ever be a [Bm]ham[E7]
That's why these f[Am]eminists just [D7]need to find a m[G]an.

I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)