Verse 1:
Po[E]litically correct
and [B]mentally erect
I'm doing [A]everything
I can to con[B]serve the
best[E] But life ain't
nothing but a [B]bowl a
grits And this U[A]nited
States proud crp
[B]makes me sick[E] People
tell me[B] go make a name
for your[A]self Cause that's
the only way you're [B]gonna
get outta this [E]hell I'm
gonna try and [B]try and
try and do all that I [A]can
But I'll [B]never understand
Chorus 1:
It's guaran[A]teed I'm
making [B]minimum wage
[E] I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
Home of the free
[B] Land of the [E]brave
I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
It's guaranteed[B] I'm
E A C#m B x3, E(hold)
making minimum wage
Verse 2:
[E] I'll take a work
strike[B] Over a tax
hike [A]Any day of
the [B]year[E] And I don't
care about [B]anything
As [A]long as those
striking ain't
[B]bottling beer[E] Give
me a gun[B] let's go
get the XXX[A] He
wouldn't mind he's
pro[B]tected by the
aliens[E] I've got a
green man in [B]my
backyard This [A]time
the goverment
has [B]gone too far
Chorus 2:
It's guaran[A]teed I'm
making [B]minimum wage
[E] I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
Home of the free
[B] Land of the [E]brave
I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
It's guaranteed[B] I'm
making minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
B E A C#m B x2, E(hold)
It's minimum wage
Interlude: E--B--A--B-- x4
Chorus 3:
It's guaran[A]teed I'm
making [B]minimum wage
[E] I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
Home of the free
[B] Land of the [E]brave
I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
It's guaranteed[B] I'm
making minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
It's [B]minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
It's [B]minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
B E A C#m B E(hold)
It's minimum wage
Po[E]litically correct
and [B]mentally erect
I'm doing [A]everything
I can to con[B]serve the
best[E] But life ain't
nothing but a [B]bowl a
grits And this U[A]nited
States proud crp
[B]makes me sick[E] People
tell me[B] go make a name
for your[A]self Cause that's
the only way you're [B]gonna
get outta this [E]hell I'm
gonna try and [B]try and
try and do all that I [A]can
But I'll [B]never understand
Chorus 1:
It's guaran[A]teed I'm
making [B]minimum wage
[E] I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
Home of the free
[B] Land of the [E]brave
I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
It's guaranteed[B] I'm
E A C#m B x3, E(hold)
making minimum wage
Verse 2:
[E] I'll take a work
strike[B] Over a tax
hike [A]Any day of
the [B]year[E] And I don't
care about [B]anything
As [A]long as those
striking ain't
[B]bottling beer[E] Give
me a gun[B] let's go
get the XXX[A] He
wouldn't mind he's
pro[B]tected by the
aliens[E] I've got a
green man in [B]my
backyard This [A]time
the goverment
has [B]gone too far
Chorus 2:
It's guaran[A]teed I'm
making [B]minimum wage
[E] I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
Home of the free
[B] Land of the [E]brave
I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
It's guaranteed[B] I'm
making minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
B E A C#m B x2, E(hold)
It's minimum wage
Interlude: E--B--A--B-- x4
Chorus 3:
It's guaran[A]teed I'm
making [B]minimum wage
[E] I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
Home of the free
[B] Land of the [E]brave
I can't sur[D]vive
this day and [A]age
It's guaranteed[B] I'm
making minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
It's [B]minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
It's [B]minimum [E]wage[A][C#m]
B E A C#m B E(hold)
It's minimum wage