[Bb]She was a catch [C]We were a match
[Bb]I was the match That would f[C]ire up her snatch
[Bb]But there was a catch [C]I was no match
[Bb]I was fired from her crotch [C]Now I'll sit around and watch
[Bb]The mermaids sun themselves [C]Out on the rocks
[Bb]They are beyond our touch [C]I watch and watch
[Bb]Them wave at me, [C]They wave at me
[Bb]They wave and slip [C]Back into the s[Dm]ea
[C]All the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the wat[Dm]er
[C]And all the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the s[Dm]ea
[Bb]I believe in God [C]I believe in mermaids too
[Bb]I believe in 72 virgins on a chain [C]Why not? Why not?
[Bb]I believe in the rapture [C]For I've seen your face
[Bb]On the floor of the ocean [C]At the bottom of the ra[Dm]in
[Bb]I do Driver Alertness Course [C]I do Husband Alertness Course
[Bb]I do Mermaid Alertness Course [C]I watch them out on the rocks
[Bb]They wave at me,[C]they wave at me
[Bb]They wave and slip [C]back into the s[Dm]ea
[C]All the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the wat[Dm]er
[C]And all the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the s[Dm]ea
[C]All the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the wat[Dm]er
[C]And all the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the s[Dm]ea
[Bb]I was the match That would f[C]ire up her snatch
[Bb]But there was a catch [C]I was no match
[Bb]I was fired from her crotch [C]Now I'll sit around and watch
[Bb]The mermaids sun themselves [C]Out on the rocks
[Bb]They are beyond our touch [C]I watch and watch
[Bb]Them wave at me, [C]They wave at me
[Bb]They wave and slip [C]Back into the s[Dm]ea
[C]All the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the wat[Dm]er
[C]And all the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the s[Dm]ea
[Bb]I believe in God [C]I believe in mermaids too
[Bb]I believe in 72 virgins on a chain [C]Why not? Why not?
[Bb]I believe in the rapture [C]For I've seen your face
[Bb]On the floor of the ocean [C]At the bottom of the ra[Dm]in
[Bb]I do Driver Alertness Course [C]I do Husband Alertness Course
[Bb]I do Mermaid Alertness Course [C]I watch them out on the rocks
[Bb]They wave at me,[C]they wave at me
[Bb]They wave and slip [C]back into the s[Dm]ea
[C]All the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the wat[Dm]er
[C]And all the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the s[Dm]ea
[C]All the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the wat[Dm]er
[C]And all the ones who come [Bb]All the ones who [Gm]go
Down to the s[Dm]ea
