Chord/Tab song: Jesus And Ruger

JESUS AND RUGER
JASON BOLAND AND THE STRAGGLERS
THE BOURBON LEGEND

INTRO: F G C F C G C

[G]IT ALL STARTED, WHEN [C]WE WERE JUST KIDS
[G]I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I'M [C]SURE THAT IT DID
WHY'S MY [G]LEFT ON MY LEFT, MY [C]RIGHT ON MY RIGHT
[G]I'M SURE THERE'S A MONSTER, IN M[Bb]Y CLOSET[C] TONIGHT

THERE ARE THINGS I CAN'T FIGURE WHAT THEY ARE FOR
LIKE NICOTINE, NINTENDO OR NUCLEAR WAR
THEY'RE THERE TO ADDICT US MAINTAIN OR TO SCARE
COUNTY STATE AND WORLD ONLY THREE KINDS OF FAIR

CHORUS:
[C]JESUS AND RUGER, [F]THEY'RE BOTH STRAIGHT [C]SHOOTERS
[C]ISLAM AND NAPALM MEAN S[G]OMETHING TO [G7]SOMEONE
MY [F]CHAKRAS ARE[G] BLOCKED,[C] I'M LEARNING[F] TAI CHI
SO [C]PITCH WHAT YOU'RE SELLING AND THE[C/B]N LEAVE ME [Am]BE
CAUSE [F]I'M JUST [G]FINE BY [C]ME

MY BANK NEEDS A ROLL AND SO DOES MY ROCK
I GO DOWN TO THE RIVER OUT HERE WHEN ITS HOT
DOWN BY THE WATERS I'LL COOL OFF MY HEELS
SOLVE THE WORLD''S PROBLEMS WITH A ROD AND A REEL

TONIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP AND THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE SONG
THE CHURCH BELL OUTSIDE, DONE HIT THE THIRD GONG
I'M JUST A WEARY TRAVELER, NO BAGS IN MY HAND
I LIKE WHERE I SIT, WHERE I'LL MAKE A STAND

REPEAT CHORUS X 2

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