Chord/Tab song: If I Had One

[Intro] x8
[D]
[Verse]
[D]Jack knife'd rig got the traffic [A]stopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' [D]lot
Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy [A]bike weavin' in and out and passin' me [D]by
I [G]honked my horn and shot the bird at that [D]crazy S [C#]O B[B]
At [E]deep down I was wishin' it was [A]me

[Chorus]
But if [G]I had one [D]I'd have to say
[A]I'd probably do the [D]same dang thing
[G]Pull her to the shoulder and [D]let that steel horse [G]run
I'd be [E]hell [F#]on [G]wheels [G#]if 2/4 [A]I [F#]had 4/4 [D]one[A]

[Verse]
[D]Called my brother, said "How you [A]been, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know [D]when"
He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard [A]grind, I got more bills than I got [D]time"
I'd [G]love to wet a line but my wife'll [D]just stay on [C#]my [B]case
I said "I [E]guess I know who wears the [A]pants around your place"

[Chorus]
But if [G]I had one [D]I'd have to say
[A]I'd probably do the [D]same dang thing
[G]Stay at home holdin' my [D]baby when the workday's [G]done
Yeah I'd [E]try to [F#]keep her [G]happy [G#]if 2/4 [A]I [F#]had 4/4 [D]one

[Bridge]
[G]Sittin' on a barstool [D]talkin' to a lady
She's [A]runnin' my tab up [D]callin' me baby
[G]Buy her a drink she'll [D]let you chase her
[A]watch her shake her money maker

[Chorus]
[G]But if I had one [D]I'd have to say
[A]I'd probably shake it the [D]same dang way
[G]Hike it up high [D]as I could get it, [G]son
I'd never [E]buy a [F#]nother [G]beer [G#]if 2/4 [A]I [F#]had 4/4 [D]one

[Outro]
You know [E]things would [F#]be [G]differ [G#]ent if 2/4 [A]I [F#]had 4/4 [D]one
That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
I'd do it just like that, right... there
Things'd be different if I had one, [G]too
But I don't, [D] but if I had one