Chord/Tab song: I'll Think of a Reason Later

Capo 1

Intro Chords:
D G A twice

I [D]heard he was gonna [G]marry some girl from [A]Denver
Then my [D]sister came over, had the [G]Sunday paper with [D]her
[B]There was the girl on the [G]social page
[A]Lookin' in love and [D]all engaged
[G]We decided she don't take a very good [A]picture

Chorus 1:
It [G]may be my [A]family's [D]redneck nature
Rubbin' [G]off, bringin' [A]out unlady-l[D]ike behavior
It [G]sure ain't [A]Christian to [D]judge a stranger
But [G]I don't like her[A]
She [G]may be an [A]angel who [D]spends all winter
[G]Bringin' the [A]homeless [D]blankets and dinner
A [G]regular [A]Nobel [D]Peace Prize winner
But [G]I really hate her
I'll [A]think of a reason [D]later

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

Chorus 1

Chorus 2:
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...