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Hello [E]Dan, it's [F]Joe here, I [G]hope you're keeping [F]well
It[E]'s the 21st of Dec[F]ember, a[G]nd now they're ringing the last b[F]ell
If [A]I get good beh[B]aviour, [A]I'll be out of here by Ju[B]ly
[E]Won't you kiss my kids on Ch[F]ristmas Day, pl[G]ease don't l[F]et 'em cry for
[E]Me[F][G][F][E][F][G][F]
[E]I guess the brothers are driving down from Q[F]ueensland a[G]nd Stella's
flying in from the co[F]ast
[E]They say it's gonna be a hundred degr[F]ees, even more maybe, [G]but that
won't st[F]op the roast
[A]Who's gonna make the gr[B]avy now? [A]I bet it won't taste the s[B]ame
[E]Just add flour, salt, a [F]little red wine and don't forget a d[G]ollop of
tomato sauce for sw[F]eetness and that extra tang
And give my love to [E]Angus and to Frank and D[F]olly,
Tell 'em all I'm so[G]rry I screwed up t[F]his time.
And look after R[E]ita, I'll be thinking [F]of her
early Christmas mo[G]rning When I st[F]and in l[E]ine [F][G][F]
[E]I hear Mary's got a new b[F]oyfriend, I h[G]ope he can hold his [F]own
[E]Do you remember the last one? W[F]hat was his name again?
[G](Just a little too much colo[F]gne)
[A]And Roger, you know I'm e[B]ven gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's s[A]ure as hell no one in here [B]I want to fight
Oh praise the Baby J[E]esus, have a Merry Chr[F]istmas,
I'm really gonna m[G]iss it, all the tr[F]easure and the trash
And later in the [E]evening, I can just im[F]agine,
You'll put on Junior M[G]urvin and push the tables b[F]ack
And you'll dance with R[E]ita, I know you really l[F]ike her, Just don't h[G]old
her too close, oh brother please don't s[F]tab me in the back
I didn't mean to s[E]ay that, it's just my mind it pl[F]ays up,
Multiplies each ma[G]tter, turns imagin[F]ation into fact
You know I love her b[E]adly, she's the one to s[F]ave me,
I'm gonna make some g[G]ravy, I'm gonna t[F]aste the f[E]at[F][G][F]
Tell her that I'm s[E]orry, yeah I love her b[F]adly, tell 'em all I'm s[G]orry,
And kiss the sleepy ch[F]ildren for me
You know one of th[E]ese days, I'll be making g[F]ravy,
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I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.
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Hello [E]Dan, it's [F]Joe here, I [G]hope you're keeping [F]well
It[E]'s the 21st of Dec[F]ember, a[G]nd now they're ringing the last b[F]ell
If [A]I get good beh[B]aviour, [A]I'll be out of here by Ju[B]ly
[E]Won't you kiss my kids on Ch[F]ristmas Day, pl[G]ease don't l[F]et 'em cry for
[E]Me[F][G][F][E][F][G][F]
[E]I guess the brothers are driving down from Q[F]ueensland a[G]nd Stella's
flying in from the co[F]ast
[E]They say it's gonna be a hundred degr[F]ees, even more maybe, [G]but that
won't st[F]op the roast
[A]Who's gonna make the gr[B]avy now? [A]I bet it won't taste the s[B]ame
[E]Just add flour, salt, a [F]little red wine and don't forget a d[G]ollop of
tomato sauce for sw[F]eetness and that extra tang
And give my love to [E]Angus and to Frank and D[F]olly,
Tell 'em all I'm so[G]rry I screwed up t[F]his time.
And look after R[E]ita, I'll be thinking [F]of her
early Christmas mo[G]rning When I st[F]and in l[E]ine [F][G][F]
[E]I hear Mary's got a new b[F]oyfriend, I h[G]ope he can hold his [F]own
[E]Do you remember the last one? W[F]hat was his name again?
[G](Just a little too much colo[F]gne)
[A]And Roger, you know I'm e[B]ven gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's s[A]ure as hell no one in here [B]I want to fight
Oh praise the Baby J[E]esus, have a Merry Chr[F]istmas,
I'm really gonna m[G]iss it, all the tr[F]easure and the trash
And later in the [E]evening, I can just im[F]agine,
You'll put on Junior M[G]urvin and push the tables b[F]ack
And you'll dance with R[E]ita, I know you really l[F]ike her, Just don't h[G]old
her too close, oh brother please don't s[F]tab me in the back
I didn't mean to s[E]ay that, it's just my mind it pl[F]ays up,
Multiplies each ma[G]tter, turns imagin[F]ation into fact
You know I love her b[E]adly, she's the one to s[F]ave me,
I'm gonna make some g[G]ravy, I'm gonna t[F]aste the f[E]at[F][G][F]
Tell her that I'm s[E]orry, yeah I love her b[F]adly, tell 'em all I'm s[G]orry,
And kiss the sleepy ch[F]ildren for me
You know one of th[E]ese days, I'll be making g[F]ravy,
G F E F G F (cont.)
I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.
