My only weapon was my pen
[Dm]But I traded it for my hand
[Dm]Not a s[Am]mart move[G], but [F]my mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this say I'm a man?
[Dm]My only lesson was in my brains
[Dm]But I traded them for my hand
[Dm]Not a [Am]smart move[G], a re[F]peat mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this put pay to our plan?
[Dm]Hey, hey
[Dm]You'll [Am]never get to [G]heaven if you [F]don't give [Em]back
So give [Dm]back a little twist
[Dm]If you wanna a lend a hand
[Dm]Wait, wait
[Dm]Don't [Am]leave before I'm [G]finished
If you [F]do then that's [Em]rude
You may [Dm]learn a little bit about those things you do
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Dm]My only weapon was my pen
[Dm]But I traded it for my hand
[Dm]Not a [Am]smart move[G], but [F]my mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this say I'm a man?
[Dm]My only lesson was in my brains
[Dm]But I traded them for my hand
[Dm]Not a [Am]smart move[G], a re[F]peat mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this put pay to our plan?
[Dm]Hey, hey,
[Dm]You'll [Am]never get to [G]heaven if you [F]don't give [Em]back
So give [Dm]back a little twist
[Dm]If you wanna a lend a hand,
[Dm]Wait, wait
[Dm]Don't [Am]leave before I'm [G]finished
If you [F]do then that's [Em]rude
You may [Dm]learn a little bit about those things you do
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Girl, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Girl, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Girl, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
[Dm]But I traded it for my hand
[Dm]Not a s[Am]mart move[G], but [F]my mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this say I'm a man?
[Dm]My only lesson was in my brains
[Dm]But I traded them for my hand
[Dm]Not a [Am]smart move[G], a re[F]peat mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this put pay to our plan?
[Dm]Hey, hey
[Dm]You'll [Am]never get to [G]heaven if you [F]don't give [Em]back
So give [Dm]back a little twist
[Dm]If you wanna a lend a hand
[Dm]Wait, wait
[Dm]Don't [Am]leave before I'm [G]finished
If you [F]do then that's [Em]rude
You may [Dm]learn a little bit about those things you do
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Dm]My only weapon was my pen
[Dm]But I traded it for my hand
[Dm]Not a [Am]smart move[G], but [F]my mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this say I'm a man?
[Dm]My only lesson was in my brains
[Dm]But I traded them for my hand
[Dm]Not a [Am]smart move[G], a re[F]peat mo[Em]ve
[Dm]Does this put pay to our plan?
[Dm]Hey, hey,
[Dm]You'll [Am]never get to [G]heaven if you [F]don't give [Em]back
So give [Dm]back a little twist
[Dm]If you wanna a lend a hand,
[Dm]Wait, wait
[Dm]Don't [Am]leave before I'm [G]finished
If you [F]do then that's [Em]rude
You may [Dm]learn a little bit about those things you do
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Hold, hold, hold, hold, [Dm]hold on
Hold [Am]on, hold on
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Sir, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Girl, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Girl, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Em]Girl, I've a good [Dm]mind to take you [Am]outside, outside, outside
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
[Am]I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel