[INTRO]
[Am] [C] [G] [Am]
[VERSE]
Good [Am]evening [C]chidren of [G]cultural a[Am]bandon
You [Am]searched for a [C]saviour, well [G]here I [E]am
And [Am]all the [C]best ones are [G]dying off so [Am]quickly
While [Am]I'm still [C]here, en[E]joy me while you [Am]can
[CHORUS]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
The [Am/F]charisma's non-ne[Am/E]gotiable
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
I'm a[Am/F]bout to strip and [Am/E]you're my pole
[C]We are so glorious
[G]Why not leave your job and come on tour with us[A]
Before I [F]drop dead and die
[VERSE]
Good [Am]evening [C]lovers of [G]quality enter[Am]tainment
Good [Am]evening to the [C]others that [G]don't know [E]it
[Am]Even you will [C]leave here with a [G]T-shirt and a [Am]programme
Got a [Am]house in L.[C]A., I'm still [E]paying for it
[CHORUS]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
It's [Am/F]just the tip but no [Am/E]one will know
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
All the [Am/F]girls (Robbie!), all the [Am/E]boys go (No!)
[C]You are magnificent
[G]Maybe come on stage and be a part of it[A]
I said [F]maybe, baby, baby oh
[BRIDGE]
[F]Come [F/Bb]leave the [C]life you're [D#]living
[F]Show [F/Bb]me the li[C]ght you're [D]giving
[G]I'll give it a[C]ll, then a little bit m[F]ore, Oh-[D]ohh..
[CHORUS]
He would [Am]sell [Am/G]his [Am/F]children[Am/E]
For a [Am]hit [Am/G]in [Am/F]Belgium[Am/E]
God knows [C]what he's [G]done
For a numer o[A]ne[E]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
Where the [Am/F]more you see the [Am/E]less you know
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
Where Emi[Am/F]nem meets Barry M[Am/E]anilow
[C]I am notorious
For [G]making all the crowd sing the chorio[A]us
I just [F]made up that word
[BRIDGE]
[F]Come [F/Bb]love the l[C]ife I'm [D#]living
[F]Bathe [F/Bb]in the li[C]ght I'm [D]giving
[G]He'll give it a[C]ll and a little bit m[F]ore[D]
[CHORUS]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
I'm a [Am/F]volcano that's a[Am/E]bout to blow
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
This is [Am/F]how I'd like to [C]say: [E]Hel[Am]lo!..
[OUTRO]
Am Am/G Am/F Am/E 2x
[E]
[Am] [C] [G] [Am]
[VERSE]
Good [Am]evening [C]chidren of [G]cultural a[Am]bandon
You [Am]searched for a [C]saviour, well [G]here I [E]am
And [Am]all the [C]best ones are [G]dying off so [Am]quickly
While [Am]I'm still [C]here, en[E]joy me while you [Am]can
[CHORUS]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
The [Am/F]charisma's non-ne[Am/E]gotiable
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
I'm a[Am/F]bout to strip and [Am/E]you're my pole
[C]We are so glorious
[G]Why not leave your job and come on tour with us[A]
Before I [F]drop dead and die
[VERSE]
Good [Am]evening [C]lovers of [G]quality enter[Am]tainment
Good [Am]evening to the [C]others that [G]don't know [E]it
[Am]Even you will [C]leave here with a [G]T-shirt and a [Am]programme
Got a [Am]house in L.[C]A., I'm still [E]paying for it
[CHORUS]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
It's [Am/F]just the tip but no [Am/E]one will know
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
All the [Am/F]girls (Robbie!), all the [Am/E]boys go (No!)
[C]You are magnificent
[G]Maybe come on stage and be a part of it[A]
I said [F]maybe, baby, baby oh
[BRIDGE]
[F]Come [F/Bb]leave the [C]life you're [D#]living
[F]Show [F/Bb]me the li[C]ght you're [D]giving
[G]I'll give it a[C]ll, then a little bit m[F]ore, Oh-[D]ohh..
[CHORUS]
He would [Am]sell [Am/G]his [Am/F]children[Am/E]
For a [Am]hit [Am/G]in [Am/F]Belgium[Am/E]
God knows [C]what he's [G]done
For a numer o[A]ne[E]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
Where the [Am/F]more you see the [Am/E]less you know
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
Where Emi[Am/F]nem meets Barry M[Am/E]anilow
[C]I am notorious
For [G]making all the crowd sing the chorio[A]us
I just [F]made up that word
[BRIDGE]
[F]Come [F/Bb]love the l[C]ife I'm [D#]living
[F]Bathe [F/Bb]in the li[C]ght I'm [D]giving
[G]He'll give it a[C]ll and a little bit m[F]ore[D]
[CHORUS]
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
I'm a [Am/F]volcano that's a[Am/E]bout to blow
[Am]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Am/G]tainment Show
This is [Am/F]how I'd like to [C]say: [E]Hel[Am]lo!..
[OUTRO]
Am Am/G Am/F Am/E 2x
[E]