Chord/Tab song: Grand Hotel

[Intro]
C C/A C/G x4

[Verse 1]
[C]Somewhere below the [C/A]grand h[C/G]otel
[C]There is a tunnel that [C/A]leads down to [C/G]hell
[C]Take the dumbwaiter, [C/A]the laundry [C/G]chute
[C]Then sneak through the hall past the [C/A]boy's shining [C/G]boots
[F]Then left at the courtyard [Am]through the old Garden
[F]Where all the bellhops [Am]smoke with the guards
And then you r[C]un to the old l[F]ake hou[G]se
D[C]own to the old l[F]ake hou[G]se
R[C]un to the old l[F]ake hou[G]se where it b[C]egins

[Verse 2]
[C]Under the floorboards th[C/A]ere's a deep w[C/G]ell
[C]That leads to a spring t[C/A]hat sprung up [C/G]in hell
[C]That's where old devils [C/A]danced and kis[C/G]sed
[C]And made their blood pac[C/A]ts in the anci[C/G]ent myths
[F]And running through forest [Am]they screamed in chorus
[F]While piercing fair maidens[Am]' chests with their horns
And then they [C]lay in the gras[F]s 'til [G]the dawn came
S[C]leeping away 'ti[F]l the d[G]awn came
[C]Lay in the gras[F]s where[G] now stands t[C]he Grand Hotel

[Chorus]
[F]The Maitre D' and a fancy chef
[C]Silver's real, [F]the liquor's top shelf
[F]Play some tennis, swim in a pool
[C]Stroll the garden s[F]hady and cool
[C]You won't care that t[F]he dev[G]ils
[C]Won't mind that t[F]he dev[G]ils
[C]Won't know that t[F]he dev[G]ils are ne[C]ar

[Verse 3]
[C]Somewhere below the gran[C/A]d hotel[C/G]
[C]There is a tunnel that l[C/A]eads straight [C/G]to hell
[C]But no one comes up for [C/A]the souls anym[C/G]ore
[C]They come for some comfo[C/A]rt and for the[C/G] dance floor
[F]And hiding sharp horns unde[Am]r fedoras
[F]Do not disturb signs instea[Am]d of a chorus
They t[C]oss and turn 't[F]il the [G]dawn comes
[C]On soft sheets [F]'til th[G]e dawn comes
[C]No one sleeps a[F]t the g[G]rand ho[C]tel

[Chorus]
[F]Room service, mini-bar
[C]Scented soaps, [F]chauffeured cars
[F]Stay a day, stay a week
[C]Here's the tunn[F]el, take a peek
[C]Just call up your fri[F]ends a[G]t the front desk
[C]Any hour at the front[F] desk[G]
[C]Call up your friends [F]at the[G] Grand Hotel
[C]You'll always have fr[F]iends [G]at the Grand [C]Hotel