Chord/Tab song: Fonder and Blonder

Song: Fonder and Blonder
Transcribed by: Joe Daly (DissidentJ@aol.com)

Note below that when the Bm is played, it should be alternated between
strums with a Bm7 (just lift the ol' middle finger off the B string if
you're playing the standard barre chord Bm).

Intro:

D Bm/Bm7 G Em G A (this is also the main progression throughout the song)

No more negot[D]iations dear

I'm runnin' out of [Bm/Bm7]patience here

Whisper congratul[G]ations in my [Em]ear

When it's clear that we got n[G]othin' much left to s[A]ay

The [D]monuments and maps

The sk[Bm/Bm7]ylines and the tourist traps

Would all do [G]well if they'd col[Em]lapse

And send you [G]runnin' back here to [A]me

CHORUS

Well w[G]ho said "Absence makes the heart grow fo[D]nder"?

In all the pic[G]tures that you [Em]send me now

Your hair[G] seems to get just a l[Em]ittle bit [A]blonder

[D]Cars break down

And p[Bm/Bm7]eople break down and

[G]other things break down[A] too

I felt so[Em]methin' slip when you left on your trip

And now I t[G]hink I'm breakin' [A]down on [D]you

[D] [Bm/Bm7] [G] [Em] [G] [A]
Could you be more spec[D]ific dear

Tell me what is so te[Bm/Bm7]rrific here

Don't be to scien[G]tific but make it [Em]clear

and never fear I'll be s[G]cratchin' it down my nails in c[A]lay

CHORUS

Well w[G]ho said "Absence makes the heart grow fo[D]nder"?

In all the pic[G]tures that you [Em]send me now

Your hair[G] seems to get just a l[Em]ittle bit [A]blonder

[D]Cars break down

And p[Bm/Bm7]eople break down and

[G]other things break down[A] too

I felt so[Em]methin' slip when you left on your trip

And now I t[G]hink I'm breakin' [A]down on [D]you

Have another [G]sedative It gets so rep[D]etitive

And don't do a [G]damn to help me [D]feel O.K.

And all the [G]breath of me here from you and [D]that would be very nice

If e[Em]ver it'll help me get thr[G]ough the day, yeah yeah yeah yeah,

SOLO
(Play main part four times)

[D] [Bm/Bm7] [G] [Em] [G] [A]
CHORUS

Well w[G]ho said "Absence makes the heart grow fo[D]nder"?

In all the pic[G]tures that you [Em]send me now

Your hair[G] seems to get just a l[Em]ittle bit [A]blonder

[D]Cars break down

And p[Bm/Bm7]eople break down and

[G]other things break down[A] too

I felt so[Em]methin' slip when you left on your trip

And now I think [G]I'm breakin' down on...[A]

[D]Cars break down

And p[Bm/Bm7]eople break down and

[G]other things break down[A] too (spoken)

I felt so[Em]methin' slip when you left on your trip

And now I t[G]hink I'm breakin' [A]down on [D]you

G Bm/Bm7 G Em G A (fade out)