Chord/Tab song: Fly in the Ointment

[Em]I was [G]on my wa[C]ll
[Em]Mindin[G]g my own[C] business
[Em]When a[G] man wal[C]ked up to me
[Em]And he[G] say "He[C]y don't fall",
[Em]"And anyways
[G]What's a[C] nice guy like you doin[C]g sitting on a wall?"

And I say
[Em]"I don't like flies in my ointm[D]ent
[Am]And that's what you[C/G] are
[Em]You'll make me late for my appo[D]intment
[Am]Late for my appoint[C/G]ment with my best friend in the bar"

[Em]Well I w[G]as down on [C]the ground
[Em]Minding my ow[G]n business when a s[C]nail slid up to me
[Em]And he sai[G]d "Hey, slo[C]w down,"
[Em]"And anyways, you ai[G]n't got no business ru[C]shing around"

And I said
[Em]"Stop acting like a fly in my o[D]intment
[Am]Cause that's what y[C/G]ou are
[Em]You'll make me late for my appo[D]intment
[Am]Late for my appoint[C/G]ment with my best friend in the bar"

[Em]I was h[G]igh in th[C]e sky
[Em]Minding my ouwn busi[G]ness when a jumbo jet [C]flew by
[Em]And all[G] the peop[C]le inside
[Em]Staring out the wind[G]ow giving me the evil [C]eye

And I said
[Em]"I feel like a fly in the ointm[D]ent
[Am]And I don't know [C/G]why
[Em]Please help me I'm late for my [D]appointment
[Am]Late for my appoi[C/G]ntment with my best friend in the bar
[C/G]He's waiting in the bar
[C/G]He's waiting in the bar"