Chord/Tab song: Fat Girls and Weed

ANOTHER TAPE FRO[G]M BIN LADEN TO THE AL JAZEER[D]
SAID "THE [C]FUTURE LOOKS DIM AND THE [D]END IS NEAR"
WE GOT FI[G]RES AND FLOODS AND [D]HURRICANES
ITS EN[C]OUGH TO DRIVE A CRAZY [D]MAN INSANE
I DONT A[G]SK FOR MUCH YOU KNOW IM E[D]ASY TO PLEASE
THERES JUST [C]TWO THINGS THAT [D]SATISFY ME

FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED, THATS ALL I [D]NEED
WELL WE [Am]BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
THE [C]BUFFET SOUNDS SO [D]SWEET
FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
THATS ALL I N[D]EED (WITH PLUS SIZE JEANS)
WELL YOU P[Am]ICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY [C]BOTH
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE [D]KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED[D][C][D]

[G]I HAD TO TAKE OUT A LOAN JUST TO FIL[D]L UP MY TANK
GOT A[C]NOTHER LATE NOTICE FROM THE [D]GUY AT THE BANK
SOMET[G]IMES I WALK AWAY JUST TO [D]CLEAR MY HEAD
BUT MY MIND [C]KEEPS DRIFTIN BACK I[D]NSTEAD
TO A[Am] HEAVY DUTY HAMMOCK DOWN IN AMST[C]ERDAM
AND A [C]BIG FOGGY SHADOW BELOW IN THE[D] SAND

FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED, THATS ALL I [D]NEED
WELL WE [Am]BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
A [C]CORN DOG SOUNDS GOOD TO[D] ME
FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
THATS ALL I N[D]EED (BIGGIE SIZE FOR ME)
WELL YOU P[Am]ICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY [C]BOTH
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE [D]KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED[D][C][D]

[G]WELL SINCE MARY JANE MET JENNY [D]CRAIG
SHES GOT MORE T[C]O LOVE SHE NEVER MAKES [D]ME BEG
TAKE A S[G]ACK OF FLOUR AND A HIT OFF MY [D]BONG
SHE LOOKS [C]REALLY GOOD IN THAT D[D]ISAPPEARING THONG
IF I [Am]CANT DRINK HER PRETTY IM GONNA SMOKE[C] HER THIN
SHES MY [C]CORN FED BABY WITH A DOUBLE[D] CHIN

FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED, THATS ALL I [D]NEED
WELL WE [Am]BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
TH[C]E BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEE[D]T
FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
THATS ALL I N[D]EED (BH ATE MY SEEDS)
WELL YOU P[Am]ICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY [C]BOTH
MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE [D]KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND [G]WEED[D][C][D]