Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing
Intro: D, A, G, G x 2
He's the [D]wasp in the [A]jam, he's the [G]dad at the party
The [D]trash in the [A]beauty [G]spot
He's the [D]cloud in the [A]sky, he's the [G]fly in the ointment
The [D]nail in the [A]parking [G]lot
Let's [G]give the man a [D]hug then [A]put him out to [G]grass
Feel [G]sorry for the [D]bug, the [A]one that's up his [G]ass
We're [G]pulling out the [D]plug, we're [A]turning on the [G]gas
We're turning on the[A] gas
And he [Bm]don't like [G]sunshine and he [D]don't like [Em7]icecream
And he [A]don't like [G]Sundays and he [D]don't like [Em]dancing
Yeah he [D]don't like [G]dancing
He's the [D]frog in the [A]throat, he's the [G]spot on the forehead
The [D]crack in the [A]window [G]pane
He's the [D]leak in the [A]boat, he's the [G]weed in the rosebed
The [D]truck in the [A]outside [G]lane
So [G]get the kids [D]along and [A]fill 'em up with [G]love
Then [G]sing a happy [D]song yeah, [A]really ps him [G]off
Cos [G]everything is [D]wrong and [A]nothing's good e[G]nough
It won't be good e[A]nough
And he [Bm]don't like [G]sunshine and he [D]don't like [Em7]icecream
And he [A]don't like [G]Sundays and he [D]don't like [Em]dancing
And he [Bm]don't like [G]your face and he [D]won't die [Em]laughing
Instr: A, Asus4 x 2
D, A, G, G x 2
So [G]chuck it and [D]run, he'll [A]only make you [G]mad
Just [G]go and have some [D]fun, the [A]best you've ever [G]had
And say "[G]Shoot me with a [D]gun if I [A]ever get like [G]that
Please don't let me [A]get like that"
Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G,
D, Em
And he [Bm]don't like [G]sunshine and he [D]don't like [Em7]icecream
And he [A]don't like [G]Sundays and he [D]don't like [Em]dancing
And he [Bm]don't like [G]your face and he [D]won't die [Em]laughing
Instr: A, Asus4 x 3
c, F (repeat to fade)
Intro: D, A, G, G x 2
He's the [D]wasp in the [A]jam, he's the [G]dad at the party
The [D]trash in the [A]beauty [G]spot
He's the [D]cloud in the [A]sky, he's the [G]fly in the ointment
The [D]nail in the [A]parking [G]lot
Let's [G]give the man a [D]hug then [A]put him out to [G]grass
Feel [G]sorry for the [D]bug, the [A]one that's up his [G]ass
We're [G]pulling out the [D]plug, we're [A]turning on the [G]gas
We're turning on the[A] gas
And he [Bm]don't like [G]sunshine and he [D]don't like [Em7]icecream
And he [A]don't like [G]Sundays and he [D]don't like [Em]dancing
Yeah he [D]don't like [G]dancing
He's the [D]frog in the [A]throat, he's the [G]spot on the forehead
The [D]crack in the [A]window [G]pane
He's the [D]leak in the [A]boat, he's the [G]weed in the rosebed
The [D]truck in the [A]outside [G]lane
So [G]get the kids [D]along and [A]fill 'em up with [G]love
Then [G]sing a happy [D]song yeah, [A]really ps him [G]off
Cos [G]everything is [D]wrong and [A]nothing's good e[G]nough
It won't be good e[A]nough
And he [Bm]don't like [G]sunshine and he [D]don't like [Em7]icecream
And he [A]don't like [G]Sundays and he [D]don't like [Em]dancing
And he [Bm]don't like [G]your face and he [D]won't die [Em]laughing
Instr: A, Asus4 x 2
D, A, G, G x 2
So [G]chuck it and [D]run, he'll [A]only make you [G]mad
Just [G]go and have some [D]fun, the [A]best you've ever [G]had
And say "[G]Shoot me with a [D]gun if I [A]ever get like [G]that
Please don't let me [A]get like that"
Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G,
D, Em
And he [Bm]don't like [G]sunshine and he [D]don't like [Em7]icecream
And he [A]don't like [G]Sundays and he [D]don't like [Em]dancing
And he [Bm]don't like [G]your face and he [D]won't die [Em]laughing
Instr: A, Asus4 x 3
c, F (repeat to fade)