Chord/Tab song: Dancin' Fool

Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa
Intro : 8 bars A

[A7sus]Don't know much about dancin'[A7]
[A7sus]That's why I got this song[A7]
[A7sus]One of my legs is shorter than[D] the other
[C]'N' both my feet's too long[Bb]
[E7]'Course now right along with 'em[A]
[Dm7]I got no natural rhythm[G]
But I go[B] dancin' every night[C#]
[B]Hopin' one day I might get it right[C#]
I'm a dancin'[C#] fool, [B] [F#] I'm a Dancin' fool [C#] (two time[B]s)[F#]
(6/4) I hea[B]r that beat; I jump outa my seat,

But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
(4/4)Dancin'[C#] fool, I'm[B] a[F#] Dancin' fool[C#][B][F#]
The disco [A7sus]folks all dressed up[A7]
[A7sus]Like they's fit to kill[A7]
I wa[A7sus]lk on in 'n' see 'em t[D]here
[C]Gonna give them all a thrill[Bb]
W[E7]hen they see me comin'[A]
[Dm7]They all steps aside[G]
They has a [B]fit while I commit[C#]
My social s[B]uicide,[C#]

I'm a

Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool

The beat goes on And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool

Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa

I got it all together now

With my very own disco clothes, hey!

My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains

'N' the spoon for up my nose

I am really somethin'

That's what you'd prob'ly say

So smoke your little smoke

Drink your little drink

While I dance the night away

I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.)

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
FOOL-uh!

Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink?

Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is...

Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian!

Hah?Yer Jewish?

Love your nails...you must be a Libra...

Your place or mine?