COD LIVER OIL AND ORANGE JUICE As sung by Hamish Imlach
Put together by D Chisholm
Capo on 3rd
[1] an approximation. If you're looking for a lumber (or a "bag-off"),
you're out for the night hoping to hook up with a member off the opposite
sex with a view to having a (often temporary) sexual liaison.
[2] dunny: a passage or basement in a tenement building.
[3] cludgie: an outside toilet in a tenement building
EM.EM6,C G B7
[A] [EM] [A] [EM]
[1)]Well, oo[EM]t of the ea[C]st, t[G]here came a har[EM]d man,
Ohhoohh,[C] all the[C] way from Brigto[G]n
Ahhahh,[EM] glory h[EM]allelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
W[2)]ell, he[EM] went intae a pu[C]b and he come oot [G]paralytic,[EM]
O[C]hhoohh, VP [C]and cider,[G]
[EM]Aahhahh, what a[EM] hell of a mixture,[G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
?Sex rears its ugly head now!"
[3)]Does thi[EM]s bus go to[C] the Daniste[G]r Parlae[EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, I'[C]m lookin' for a lumber,[G]
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
"Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."
[4)] In the[EM] dancin' [C]he met Hairy M[G]ary,[EM]
[C]Ohhohh, the fl[C]o(w)er o' the Gorbe[G]ls,
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
Spoken: "He chats her up.."
[5)]"Ah, no[EM]o, Mary, are [C]ye dancin[G]'?"[EM]
[C]"Oh, no, it's[C] jest the way I'm standin'"[G]
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
"Rebuffed!"
[6)]"Well, [EM]then, Mar[C]y, you're one i[G]n a million",[EM]
[C]"Ohhohh, so's[C] yer chances[G]!"
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice.
"Rebuffed again!"
[7)]"Well, [EM]then, Mar[C]y, can I run y[G]e hame?[EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, I've[C] got a pair of sandshoes[G]
[EM]Aahhaahh," yer he[EM]ll of a funny...[G]"
Cod live[G]r oil and the oran[B7]ge juic[EM]e.
"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
knocks 'er off!..."
8) EM C G EM
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
Ohh[C]oohh, it wasnae[C] for the first time,[G]
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
[9)]Then oo[EM]t came her mammy, [C]she was goin' tae the c[G]ludgie [EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, I half-[C]buggered off Sharpish[G]
Ah[EM]hahh, glory[EM] hallelujah,[G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice.
10) EM C G EM
Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Oh[C]hoohh, he's jo[C]ined the Foreign Legion[G]
Aahh[EM]aahh, Sahar[EM]a under a cam[G]el
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice
[11)]Then Hai[EM]ry Mary h[C]ad a little [G]baby,[EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, his[C] father's in the army,[G]
[EM]Aahhaahh, g[EM]lory halleluj[G]ah,
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice.
Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between [Em] and
[A]. Mr. Imlach only needs one [A] but I cannae talk that fast...
http://www.myspace.com/lookinforalumber
http://www.theballadeers.com/scots/hi_01.htm
Put together by D Chisholm
Capo on 3rd
[1] an approximation. If you're looking for a lumber (or a "bag-off"),
you're out for the night hoping to hook up with a member off the opposite
sex with a view to having a (often temporary) sexual liaison.
[2] dunny: a passage or basement in a tenement building.
[3] cludgie: an outside toilet in a tenement building
EM.EM6,C G B7
[A] [EM] [A] [EM]
[1)]Well, oo[EM]t of the ea[C]st, t[G]here came a har[EM]d man,
Ohhoohh,[C] all the[C] way from Brigto[G]n
Ahhahh,[EM] glory h[EM]allelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
W[2)]ell, he[EM] went intae a pu[C]b and he come oot [G]paralytic,[EM]
O[C]hhoohh, VP [C]and cider,[G]
[EM]Aahhahh, what a[EM] hell of a mixture,[G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
?Sex rears its ugly head now!"
[3)]Does thi[EM]s bus go to[C] the Daniste[G]r Parlae[EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, I'[C]m lookin' for a lumber,[G]
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
"Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."
[4)] In the[EM] dancin' [C]he met Hairy M[G]ary,[EM]
[C]Ohhohh, the fl[C]o(w)er o' the Gorbe[G]ls,
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
Spoken: "He chats her up.."
[5)]"Ah, no[EM]o, Mary, are [C]ye dancin[G]'?"[EM]
[C]"Oh, no, it's[C] jest the way I'm standin'"[G]
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
"Rebuffed!"
[6)]"Well, [EM]then, Mar[C]y, you're one i[G]n a million",[EM]
[C]"Ohhohh, so's[C] yer chances[G]!"
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice.
"Rebuffed again!"
[7)]"Well, [EM]then, Mar[C]y, can I run y[G]e hame?[EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, I've[C] got a pair of sandshoes[G]
[EM]Aahhaahh," yer he[EM]ll of a funny...[G]"
Cod live[G]r oil and the oran[B7]ge juic[EM]e.
"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e
knocks 'er off!..."
8) EM C G EM
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
Ohh[C]oohh, it wasnae[C] for the first time,[G]
[EM]Ahhahh, glo[EM]ry hallelujah[G],
Cod live[G]r oil and the ora[B7]nge jui[EM]ce.
[9)]Then oo[EM]t came her mammy, [C]she was goin' tae the c[G]ludgie [EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, I half-[C]buggered off Sharpish[G]
Ah[EM]hahh, glory[EM] hallelujah,[G]
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice.
10) EM C G EM
Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man
Oh[C]hoohh, he's jo[C]ined the Foreign Legion[G]
Aahh[EM]aahh, Sahar[EM]a under a cam[G]el
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice
[11)]Then Hai[EM]ry Mary h[C]ad a little [G]baby,[EM]
[C]Ohhoohh, his[C] father's in the army,[G]
[EM]Aahhaahh, g[EM]lory halleluj[G]ah,
Cod live[G]r oil and the or[B7]ange ju[EM]ice.
Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish'
version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between [Em] and
[A]. Mr. Imlach only needs one [A] but I cannae talk that fast...
http://www.myspace.com/lookinforalumber
http://www.theballadeers.com/scots/hi_01.htm
