Chord/Tab song: Cheapest Show

Tiger Lillies - Cheapest Show

Th[Gm]e lion he has [D]got false teeth,
the [Gm]fire eater [D]is a cheat
the [Gm]exotic dancer [D]is anti[Gm]que.[D]

The [Gm]high-wire artist [D]broke his nose,
the [Gm]dancing bears got [D]gangrene toes,
And [Gm]all the artists [D]need new [Gm]clothes.[D]

[Gm]Cut price is the [D]acrobat,
the [Gm]fortune teller is a [D]hack,
the [Gm]clowns make up [D]is all [Gm]cracked[D]

It's the [Gm]cheapest show you've [D]ever seen
with [Gm]drop outs drug addi[D]cts & queens
its [Gm]garish gaudy [D]cheap and obs[Gm]cene.[D]
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[Gm]Half the staff are [D]pimps & whores
too [Gm]old to do it [D]anymore,
they're [Gm]all old, ugly, [D]stupid, or [Gm]poor[D]

The [Gm]boss drinks like an [D]unblocked drain
his [Gm]wife is stupid, [D]ugly, vain
[Gm]they're so broke, [D]they should elope to [Gm]Spain[D]

The [Gm]big top it has [D]got more holes
[Gm]than a dart board [D]its so old,
the [Gm]cloth is rancid [D]green with [Gm]mould.[D]

It's the [Gm]cheapest show you've [D]ever seen
with [Gm]drop outs drug ad[D]dicts and queens
its [Gm]garish gaudy [D]cheap & obsc[Gm]ene.[D]


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