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[C]I thought maybe I'd find a friend
Or m[Em]aybe I'd meet a girl
Have a g[F]reat conversation with a stranger
On the o[G]ther side of the world
[C]Or maybe learn something new
About a[Em] culture or a place
C[F]onnect with another human being
But every [G]time I press new game
All I see is
[C]Guys jerking of[Em]f
[F]Guys jerking of[G]f
Just[C] penises and coc[Em]ks
And [F]guys jerking them[G] off
[F]Hold on
This guy's [G]not jerking off
[C]Maybe he's like me
And he [Am]just wants to talk
[G]Hi, how are y[G7]ou?
Nope, there he goes
Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum
[C]I thought maybe I'd find a friend
Or m[Em]aybe I'd meet a girl
Have a g[F]reat conversation with a stranger
On the o[G]ther side of the world
[C]Or maybe learn something new
About a[Em] culture or a place
C[F]onnect with another human being
But every [G]time I press new game
All I see is
[C]Guys jerking of[Em]f
[F]Guys jerking of[G]f
Just[C] penises and coc[Em]ks
And [F]guys jerking them[G] off
[F]Hold on
This guy's [G]not jerking off
[C]Maybe he's like me
And he [Am]just wants to talk
[G]Hi, how are y[G7]ou?
Nope, there he goes
Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum