ever think to yourself about an option?
[B]a different w[G]ay to be?
l[D]ets round up the no good doodz and put 'e[B]m on an island, in the mid[G]dle of the sea.
[D] [G] [A]
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i thought of a pl[D]an two [B]years[G] ago.
it seemed to solve any single problem, that is, i think i ought to know.
it involes a heavy piece of machinery,
that has the responsibility of lifting an entire country.
[F#]#1 i [G]pick up that but[D]t-face from the Deadguy sh[A]ow (who beat me up for no reason).
#2 comes the entire canadian border patrol (who stole money from me)
som[D]etimes its hard to believ[G]e that they're bretheren [A]of you and me.
i got an excellent idea, build an island where we put the rest of the world,
or maybe just you and me.
here's how it works. i use the crane to pick up isreal,
and softly place it in wyoming, where it thrives real well.
single-handedly i solved the middle east,
and on the way i got a nobel prize, for peace.
#1 i pick up that guy from the Deadguy show .
#2 i scoop up the entire canadian border patrol
sometimes its hard to believe that they're bretheren of you and me.
i got an excellent idea, build an island where we dump the rest of the world,
or maybe just you and me.
[B]a different w[G]ay to be?
l[D]ets round up the no good doodz and put 'e[B]m on an island, in the mid[G]dle of the sea.
[D] [G] [A]
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i thought of a pl[D]an two [B]years[G] ago.
it seemed to solve any single problem, that is, i think i ought to know.
it involes a heavy piece of machinery,
that has the responsibility of lifting an entire country.
[F#]#1 i [G]pick up that but[D]t-face from the Deadguy sh[A]ow (who beat me up for no reason).
#2 comes the entire canadian border patrol (who stole money from me)
som[D]etimes its hard to believ[G]e that they're bretheren [A]of you and me.
i got an excellent idea, build an island where we put the rest of the world,
or maybe just you and me.
here's how it works. i use the crane to pick up isreal,
and softly place it in wyoming, where it thrives real well.
single-handedly i solved the middle east,
and on the way i got a nobel prize, for peace.
#1 i pick up that guy from the Deadguy show .
#2 i scoop up the entire canadian border patrol
sometimes its hard to believe that they're bretheren of you and me.
i got an excellent idea, build an island where we dump the rest of the world,
or maybe just you and me.
