(Intro:)
[E]It was a pretty good GPA
We got a couple of good grades
And it [A]sounded like a [B]pretty good seven inch
[E]And winter didn't feel so cold
I had a smile for everyone I know
I was [A]starting to get com[B]fortable in the place that I'm [E]in
And it[B] used to not mean [A]anything
It [B]used to not mean [A]anything
It [E]used to not mean [A]anything, but it [B]really means nothing now
[E]Nothing means [A]anything any[E]more
[E]Everything is [A]less than ze[E]ro
And [E]I know it won't do much [C#m]good
Getting [E]drunk and sad and [C#m]singing
But I'm at the [A]end of my rope[B]
And I feel like swinging
(Verse:)
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[E] [B] [Ab]
It was an [C#m]unflattering photo[E]graph
And [C#m]people saw it all over [Ab]town
[A]Hanging up on the [B]wall above the uri[E]nal
Hear the [C#m]man with the notepad [E]say,
"Oh, they're [C#m]funny, but they drink too [Ab]much"
[A]"Don't be surprised if they [B]don't amount to nothing at [E]all"
We were [B]talking about [A]giving up
We were [B]talking about [A]lying down
We were [C#m]talking [B]about [A]tying off
Wasn't it [B]supposed to mean something [Ab]now?[A]
[Am]
(instrumental)
[E] [C#m]
[A] [E] [B]
(Verse:)
[C#m]Let them see you struggle and [A]they're going to tear you [E]apart
[C#m] [A]
You[E] ain't never been no virgin, kid, you were fked from the start
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
You can't make it on merit, not on merit and merit alone
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[C#m]Dan McGee tried to tell me, "There [A]ain't no more Rolling [E]Stones"
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
(Outro:)
[A] [E] [A] [E] [A] [E] [B] [B]
[A] [E] [A] [E] [A] [E] [B] [B]
I've been [E]called out, cuckolded, cas[A]trated, but I sur[E]vived
I am [E]covered in urine and [A]excrement but I'm a[E]live
And there's a w[C#m]hite flag in my po[A]cket never to be un[E]furled
[C#m] [A]
Though with[E] their hands 'round my ankles, they bring me down for another swirl
And they tell me[B], "Take it easy buddy [A]- it's not the end of the [E]world"
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[E]It was a pretty good GPA
We got a couple of good grades
And it [A]sounded like a [B]pretty good seven inch
[E]And winter didn't feel so cold
I had a smile for everyone I know
I was [A]starting to get com[B]fortable in the place that I'm [E]in
And it[B] used to not mean [A]anything
It [B]used to not mean [A]anything
It [E]used to not mean [A]anything, but it [B]really means nothing now
[E]Nothing means [A]anything any[E]more
[E]Everything is [A]less than ze[E]ro
And [E]I know it won't do much [C#m]good
Getting [E]drunk and sad and [C#m]singing
But I'm at the [A]end of my rope[B]
And I feel like swinging
(Verse:)
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[C#m] [Ab] [C#m] [E]
[E] [B] [Ab]
It was an [C#m]unflattering photo[E]graph
And [C#m]people saw it all over [Ab]town
[A]Hanging up on the [B]wall above the uri[E]nal
Hear the [C#m]man with the notepad [E]say,
"Oh, they're [C#m]funny, but they drink too [Ab]much"
[A]"Don't be surprised if they [B]don't amount to nothing at [E]all"
We were [B]talking about [A]giving up
We were [B]talking about [A]lying down
We were [C#m]talking [B]about [A]tying off
Wasn't it [B]supposed to mean something [Ab]now?[A]
[Am]
(instrumental)
[E] [C#m]
[A] [E] [B]
(Verse:)
[C#m]Let them see you struggle and [A]they're going to tear you [E]apart
[C#m] [A]
You[E] ain't never been no virgin, kid, you were fked from the start
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
You can't make it on merit, not on merit and merit alone
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[C#m]Dan McGee tried to tell me, "There [A]ain't no more Rolling [E]Stones"
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
[E] [A] [E] [A]
[B]They're all going to be [A]laughing at you
(Outro:)
[A] [E] [A] [E] [A] [E] [B] [B]
[A] [E] [A] [E] [A] [E] [B] [B]
I've been [E]called out, cuckolded, cas[A]trated, but I sur[E]vived
I am [E]covered in urine and [A]excrement but I'm a[E]live
And there's a w[C#m]hite flag in my po[A]cket never to be un[E]furled
[C#m] [A]
Though with[E] their hands 'round my ankles, they bring me down for another swirl
And they tell me[B], "Take it easy buddy [A]- it's not the end of the [E]world"
[E] [A] [E] [A]
