[Bm] My heart is [Em] paralyzed
[A] My head was [D] oversized
[G] I'll take the high [Em] road like I [F#] should
[Bm] You said it's [Em] meant to be
[A] That it's not [D] you, it's me
[G] You're leaving [Em] now for my own [F#] good
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[G] She went down in an airplane
[D] Fried getting suntanned
[A] Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm no good at goodbyes! [A]
[G] She met a shark under water
[D] Fell and no one caught her
[A] I returned everything I ever bought her
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of l [A] ies
[F#] And ways to say you [Bm] died
[Bm] My pride still feels [Em] the sting
[A] You were my [D] everything
[G] Some day I'll find a [Em] love
like [F#] yours (a love like yours)
[Bm] She'll think I'm [Em] Superman
[A] Not super [D] minivan
[G] How could you [Em] leave on Yom Kippur [F#] ?
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[G] She was caught in a mudslide
[D] Eaten by a lion
[A] Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm no good at goodb [A] yes!
[G] She dried up in the desert
[D] Drowned in a hot tub
[A] Danced to death at an east side night club
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of [Bm] lies
[F#] A nd ways to say you [Bm] died
[G] I wanna live a thousand liv [F#] es with you
[G] I wanna be the one you're dy [F#] ing to love...
[F#] But you don't want to
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[G] She went down in an airplane
[D] Fried getting suntanned
[A] Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm no good at goodb [A] yes!
[G] She met a shark under water
[D] Fell and no one caught her
[A] I returned everything I ever bought her
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of lie [A] s
[G] She was caught in a mudslide
[D] Eaten by a lion
[A] Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[G] Help me, help me, I [D] 'm no good at goodbye [A] s!
[G] She dried up in the desert
[D] Drowned in a hot tub
[A] Danced to death at an east side night club
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of li [F#] es
[F#] And ways to say you die [Bm] d
[A] My head was [D] oversized
[G] I'll take the high [Em] road like I [F#] should
[Bm] You said it's [Em] meant to be
[A] That it's not [D] you, it's me
[G] You're leaving [Em] now for my own [F#] good
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[G] She went down in an airplane
[D] Fried getting suntanned
[A] Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm no good at goodbyes! [A]
[G] She met a shark under water
[D] Fell and no one caught her
[A] I returned everything I ever bought her
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of l [A] ies
[F#] And ways to say you [Bm] died
[Bm] My pride still feels [Em] the sting
[A] You were my [D] everything
[G] Some day I'll find a [Em] love
like [F#] yours (a love like yours)
[Bm] She'll think I'm [Em] Superman
[A] Not super [D] minivan
[G] How could you [Em] leave on Yom Kippur [F#] ?
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[G] She was caught in a mudslide
[D] Eaten by a lion
[A] Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm no good at goodb [A] yes!
[G] She dried up in the desert
[D] Drowned in a hot tub
[A] Danced to death at an east side night club
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of [Bm] lies
[F#] A nd ways to say you [Bm] died
[G] I wanna live a thousand liv [F#] es with you
[G] I wanna be the one you're dy [F#] ing to love...
[F#] But you don't want to
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[F#] That's cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[G] She went down in an airplane
[D] Fried getting suntanned
[A] Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm no good at goodb [A] yes!
[G] She met a shark under water
[D] Fell and no one caught her
[A] I returned everything I ever bought her
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of lie [A] s
[G] She was caught in a mudslide
[D] Eaten by a lion
[A] Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[G] Help me, help me, I [D] 'm no good at goodbye [A] s!
[G] She dried up in the desert
[D] Drowned in a hot tub
[A] Danced to death at an east side night club
[G] Help me, help me, [D] I'm all out of li [F#] es
[F#] And ways to say you die [Bm] d