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Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit

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Half Man Half Biscuit are an English rock band, formed in 1984 in Birkenhead, Merseyside. Known for their satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs, the band comprises lead singer and guitarist Nigel Blackwell, bassist and singer Neil Crossley, drummer Carl Henry, and guitarist Karl Benson.

5 years ago614Voyage to the Bottom of the Road (1997)Half Man Half Biscuit

I've been up to no good I've been [A]dissed in the 'hood I've been [B]locked in the Rock City, [E]Notts I got stars in my eyes I told [A]thousands of lies When ar[B]rested at Cowes robbing [E]yachts. Yester[B7]day Matthew,[A] I was a Factory comp[E]letist But to[B7]night Matthew,[A] I'm gonna be with [E]Jesus. You come on like a...

5 years ago528Voyage to the Bottom of the Road (1997)Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro C F C G7 C) The [C]car that's parked on a [F]pavement narked Pe[C]destrians and [G7]children with [C]chalk Their games, their shapes, their [F]capers, their japes Des[C]troyed by a [G7]thoughtless shite[C]hawk. And yea though I walk in the [F]road to get past, I'm [C]not in the least a[G]fraid For [C]soon I shall fly to the [F]sweet by...

5 years ago700CSI:Ambleside (2008)Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro C G (x7) F G) Check[C]mate! Dennis [G]Bell of Torquay, too [C]late with your [G]Nxe3 [C]Good game Sir do you [G]want another bout Well [F]Dennis ain't replying 'cos he [G]just signed out. Bad [C]losers on [G]Yahoo Chess, bad [C]losers on [G]Yahoo Chess C G F G. C G C G (x3) Bad losers on Yahoo Chess, bad losers - on Yahoo Chess. Deep...

5 years ago660CSI:Ambleside (2008)Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro F C x6) I[F] fell asleep amongst the [C]boulders strewn between Glyder [F]Fach and Glyder Fawr and I saw[C] in a dream Your [F]charmless associates in a[C] stretch limousine They were [F]plunging headlong [C]into a ravine And your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled Your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled Your...

5 years ago63090 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro E A B, E A B E x2) [E]"Demon fiend, leave your tomb, [A]seek out the Virgin womb" [B]Hey Chris from Future Doom,[A] you left your lyrics in the practice room. [E]"Cackling hag astride the broom [A]- what dread upon the spume?" [B]Hey Chris I understand your gloom A E A B, E A B E But come on, rock up - you're from Ilfracombe. Did you...

5 years ago631Trouble Over Bridgwater (2000)Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro D A D A) My [D]life [A] is [D]comfortable [A] but [G]I don't want that [A]image for my [D]band.[A] In[D]side, [A] I'm [D]reasonable [A] but [G]I'll make out they [A]just don't under[D]stand.[A] [Em]When we don't feel [A]well let's[Em] put on some [A]Velvets [Em]Leave our gui[G]tars up against the [A]amp. And get [D]feedback [A]when I...

5 years ago688Back in the D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P. (1988)Half Man Half Biscuit

[Bb]Dragging my guitar 'round ma[F]ternity ward I was [Bb]in search of the um[F]bilical chord But it was [Bb]all in vain so I [F]jumped on a train And when I [Bb]reached my home the [F]kids were on the patio [Bb]Looking quite upset, so I [F]asked them what was wrong And they [Ab]said "beware - there's an [Db]Albert Hammond bootleg in the...

5 years ago609This Leaden Pall (1993)Half Man Half Biscuit

[G]Tower block,[F] you couldn't score in a [C]tower block[F] Do [G]you wash plates[F] down the W[D]I?[D7] [G]Went down town, down [F]town, saw you pasteling the [C]precinct floor[F] [G]Had no qualms[F] but I complained any[D]way.[D7] 'Cos I'm the [G]big cheese down at the Tourist Infor[D]mation I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is...

5 years ago563Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral (1998)Half Man Half Biscuit

Well I'm not really worried about this But can someone please [A]answer me [D]this A[C]part from on commentary [G]where else on earth Can you [D]hear the word 'a[D7]plomb' being [G]used?[D][D7][G] I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North Good girl has [A]broken my [D]heart She took [C]off with a youth from [G]Rothersthorpe South Now she's...

5 years ago559Some Call It Godcore (1995)Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro B E F# (x7)) [B]Hey Louis[E][F#] [B]Wonderful world, [E]terrible [F#]song, [B]everything's gone [E]horribly [F#]wrong [B]Cars are too fast 'cos the [E]drivers are [F#]slow C#m. F# Joy-ride boy died and I think to myself. From [B]Magdalene to [E]Sella[F#]field there's [B]scant regard for [E]how we [F#]feel [B]Sheep are green, [E]dead...