Billy Connolly two little boys in blue from years ago [C]Now two little boys had two little toys A whistle and a helmut [F]blue And when they were wee it was [C]plain to see [D]What they'd grow up into[G] [C]They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains And shoppin' everybody [F]too They didn't reform, now they're [C]in...