Songs of album: Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)

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Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)

Album: Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)

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4 years ago470Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

(Intro: D A D A Bm G D A D A) [D]If I had agora[A]phobia, and [D]if I had claustro[A]phobia [Bm]Trapped inside my [G]porch [D]- things would be [A]bleak,[D] especially mi[A]dweek. [D]Your weird dreams don't im[A]press in any way; In [D]dreams weird things are mun[A]dane and everyday [Bm]Strange to me would [G]be[D] buying a [A]loaf[D] and...

4 years ago657Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

I [E]shout all my obscenities from [A]steeples[B7] but please don't label me a [E]madman I'm off to see the Bootleg [A]Beatles[B7] as the bootleg Mark [E]Chapman. [A]Cafe bars, idiots and [E]pigeons [A]- there's far too many in this [B7]town So me and [E]ombudsman are gonna [A]do what we can B7 E (E A B7 E x2) When the evening sun goes...

4 years ago494Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

This one's just the same 3 chords played over and over again, execept the D which is occasionaly slide up from a D flat chord(it just an extra detail that I haven transcribed, I'm just saying incase your wondering, it doesn't make the utmost of differances) Great and very (almost too) underratted band and one of their greatest songs (note: the...

4 years ago565Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather And [D]so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather And then about her sister and how I really missed her, And [A]maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey; It...

4 years ago654Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

Well. I [E]told her that I thought life's too short And we really should go for a ride; Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed So come on I've got the Plymouth outside. The [A]sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full Things could be a lot worse - It's [E]not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs, I said "[B7]let's head Winchester...

4 years ago450Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

G I've been strolling down my favourite lane And I've been bowling my [D]left arm occasionals again [G]Life gets sweeter the more that I understand The [D]flora and the fauna and the hedgerows abound in this [G]land. Monday morning, the field paths are calling my name No storm warning is [D]going to stop me setting out again [G]You could join...

4 years ago686Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

I?m gonna gra[G]b myself an industry insider mask and blag my way into the aftershow[C].[D][G] I wanna get in amongst the baying hordes of resting actors Who?ve just got back from visiting Nairobi slums for Comic Relief And now they?re gonna spend the next six weeks sitting in the vestibule Waiting for the Farmfoods phone call. The...

4 years ago654Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

Well you say you[A] only watch documentaries[E] And that bad cold you've got - that's the [A]flu And that book that you foisted u[D]pon me [A]I'll never [E]read it, will [A]you? Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden? Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed? 'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason You're the reason why...

4 years ago814Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)Half Man Half Biscuit

Outside Goldsmit[G]h's coughing up bloo[C]d[G] Turner Prize judge gasps "[D]Christ that's [G]good: Leave it as it is, it'll [C]get first [G]place We'll call it 'A full shift [D]at the coal [G]face'". Oh well you're [C]neither a [G]Stuckist or a [D7]Y B [G]A And you're no [C]longer a [G]miner [D7]as of to[G]day. Praise for the wardens [C]ready...