Till [A]death too us part is what she [D]told that preacher man
Now she says this ain?t worth [A]dyin? for
She?s [B]had all she can [E]stand
She?s [A]boxed up momma?s china, it?s [D]loaded on the truck
She?s just got started p[A]ackin, and I?m [E]thinkin? this could [A]suck
Now [F#m]there goes my [B]Lay-Z Boy and [D]my flat top [A]guitar
Here [F#m]comes her big [B]sister, what?s she [D]doin? in my [E]car
As [F#m]they drive off to the [B]city I just [D]waved
From the [F#m]top of my lungs I [B]hope she heard me [E]say.
Chorus:
You Ain?t [D]Leavin? Thank God Are Ya
You can?t [A]be gone fast enough
What [E]seemed to take a lifetime just [A]left in a cloud of dust
This?ll [D]make my girlfriend happy she?s the [A]one
That never thought you [F#m]would
You Ain?t [D]Leavin? Thank God [B]Are Ya
Let us [D]pray you?re [E]gone for [A]good.
[D] [A] [F#m] [D] [B] [D] [E] [A]
She [F#m]forgot her new [B]laptop, so I know [D]she?ll be [A]back
I?ll have a [F#m]hot tub full of [B]hotties, icein? [D]down a 24-[E]pack
She?ll [F#m]cuss me like a [B]sailor, but I don?t [D]care
I?ll have a [F#m]few choice words [B]when I come up for [E]air.
Chorus:
[D]You Ain?t Leavin? [B]Thank God Are Ya
Let us [D]pray you?re [E]gone for [A]good.
Now she says this ain?t worth [A]dyin? for
She?s [B]had all she can [E]stand
She?s [A]boxed up momma?s china, it?s [D]loaded on the truck
She?s just got started p[A]ackin, and I?m [E]thinkin? this could [A]suck
Now [F#m]there goes my [B]Lay-Z Boy and [D]my flat top [A]guitar
Here [F#m]comes her big [B]sister, what?s she [D]doin? in my [E]car
As [F#m]they drive off to the [B]city I just [D]waved
From the [F#m]top of my lungs I [B]hope she heard me [E]say.
Chorus:
You Ain?t [D]Leavin? Thank God Are Ya
You can?t [A]be gone fast enough
What [E]seemed to take a lifetime just [A]left in a cloud of dust
This?ll [D]make my girlfriend happy she?s the [A]one
That never thought you [F#m]would
You Ain?t [D]Leavin? Thank God [B]Are Ya
Let us [D]pray you?re [E]gone for [A]good.
[D] [A] [F#m] [D] [B] [D] [E] [A]
She [F#m]forgot her new [B]laptop, so I know [D]she?ll be [A]back
I?ll have a [F#m]hot tub full of [B]hotties, icein? [D]down a 24-[E]pack
She?ll [F#m]cuss me like a [B]sailor, but I don?t [D]care
I?ll have a [F#m]few choice words [B]when I come up for [E]air.
Chorus:
[D]You Ain?t Leavin? [B]Thank God Are Ya
Let us [D]pray you?re [E]gone for [A]good.
