By Chris Young
6/12/2010
[C]Bartender?s sittin? them shots on the bar
Those [C]last two Jagar bombs hit me hard
[C]My best friend left and took the keys to my car
[C]Who?[B]s gonna [F]take me [C]home
That dad gum Jimmy he took me out back
Pulled a Marlboro cigarette out of his cap
Now I remember why I quit all that
Who?s gonna take me home?
Chorus:
Well, I can?t [F]drive, I can?t [C]walk
And I?m a [B]little too high to [C]crawl
I?ll hold [F]up this [C]wall
Till [G]I come down or the room stops spinnin?
Gonna [G]stand right here and chill out for a minute
Standin? in the men?s room waitin? on a stall
Lean my head up against the cool concrete wall
Hey there?s a few numbers I guess I could call
Who?s gonna take me home?
(Where?s my cell phone?)
Chorus
Twelve little hotties crammed in a back booth
With a bachelorette all drinkin? Vermouth
Lucky for there?s just enough room
Well hello girls, next round?s on me
Toast a few drinks to the bride to be
Close the town down and then we?ll see
Who?s gonna take me home?
Yeah, who?s gonna take me home?
Yeah, who?s gonna take me home?
I can?t drive
I can?t walk
Too high
To crawl
Who?s gonna take me home?
6/12/2010
[C]Bartender?s sittin? them shots on the bar
Those [C]last two Jagar bombs hit me hard
[C]My best friend left and took the keys to my car
[C]Who?[B]s gonna [F]take me [C]home
That dad gum Jimmy he took me out back
Pulled a Marlboro cigarette out of his cap
Now I remember why I quit all that
Who?s gonna take me home?
Chorus:
Well, I can?t [F]drive, I can?t [C]walk
And I?m a [B]little too high to [C]crawl
I?ll hold [F]up this [C]wall
Till [G]I come down or the room stops spinnin?
Gonna [G]stand right here and chill out for a minute
Standin? in the men?s room waitin? on a stall
Lean my head up against the cool concrete wall
Hey there?s a few numbers I guess I could call
Who?s gonna take me home?
(Where?s my cell phone?)
Chorus
Twelve little hotties crammed in a back booth
With a bachelorette all drinkin? Vermouth
Lucky for there?s just enough room
Well hello girls, next round?s on me
Toast a few drinks to the bride to be
Close the town down and then we?ll see
Who?s gonna take me home?
Yeah, who?s gonna take me home?
Yeah, who?s gonna take me home?
I can?t drive
I can?t walk
Too high
To crawl
Who?s gonna take me home?