No Capo
Intro: D G
[G]Baby we've been together [C]for a long, long time
[D]You get home from work and then we just turn out the [G]lights
[G]Lately I've been dreaming you in [C]leather, me in lace
[D]Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and [G]chains
Give me [G]weed instead of roses
Bring me [C]whiskey instead of wine
[D]Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the t[G]ime
I don't need a card from Hallmark
Box of [C]candy, heaven knows
Give me [D]weed instead of roses
and let's see where it [G]goes
Honey [G]you don't have to worry
There ain't [C]no one else for me
[D]Lately we have fallen under the same rou[G]tine
I ain't getting any younger, oh but [C]you don't seem to care
[D]Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy under[G]wear
Give me [G]weed instead of roses
Bring me [C]whiskey instead of wine
[D]Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the t[G]ime
I don't need a card from Hallmark
Box of [C]candy, heaven knows
Give me [D]weed instead of roses
and let's see where it [G]goes
[C] [G] [D] [C] [D] [C] [D] [G]
Let's [G]send the kids to grandma
[C]Call in sick to work
Put [D]on some heavy metal
Rip the phone off of the [G]hook
Go call your no-good brother
We both [C]know what he's been growing
I'll be [D]waiting with the whipped cream
And baby let's get [G]going
Give me [G]weed instead of roses
Bring me [C]whiskey instead of wine
[D]Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the t[G]ime
I don't need a card from Hallmark
Box of [C]candy, heaven knows
Give me [D]weed instead of roses
and let's see where it [G]goes
[G]You pull out the Polaroid
And I'll s[C]trike a couple poses
Oh let's [D]get a little wild
Bring me weed instead of [G]roses
Outro: G
Intro: D G
[G]Baby we've been together [C]for a long, long time
[D]You get home from work and then we just turn out the [G]lights
[G]Lately I've been dreaming you in [C]leather, me in lace
[D]Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and [G]chains
Give me [G]weed instead of roses
Bring me [C]whiskey instead of wine
[D]Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the t[G]ime
I don't need a card from Hallmark
Box of [C]candy, heaven knows
Give me [D]weed instead of roses
and let's see where it [G]goes
Honey [G]you don't have to worry
There ain't [C]no one else for me
[D]Lately we have fallen under the same rou[G]tine
I ain't getting any younger, oh but [C]you don't seem to care
[D]Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy under[G]wear
Give me [G]weed instead of roses
Bring me [C]whiskey instead of wine
[D]Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the t[G]ime
I don't need a card from Hallmark
Box of [C]candy, heaven knows
Give me [D]weed instead of roses
and let's see where it [G]goes
[C] [G] [D] [C] [D] [C] [D] [G]
Let's [G]send the kids to grandma
[C]Call in sick to work
Put [D]on some heavy metal
Rip the phone off of the [G]hook
Go call your no-good brother
We both [C]know what he's been growing
I'll be [D]waiting with the whipped cream
And baby let's get [G]going
Give me [G]weed instead of roses
Bring me [C]whiskey instead of wine
[D]Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the t[G]ime
I don't need a card from Hallmark
Box of [C]candy, heaven knows
Give me [D]weed instead of roses
and let's see where it [G]goes
[G]You pull out the Polaroid
And I'll s[C]trike a couple poses
Oh let's [D]get a little wild
Bring me weed instead of [G]roses
Outro: G
