(Verse 1)
Does[D] anybody know how long to World War T[A]hree?
I [A7]wanna know, I've gotta book me [D]holidee.
They want me in the army, but I [A]just can't go,
I'm [A7]far too busy listening to the [D]radio.
(Chorus)
The [D]whole things daft, I [A]don't know why
You [A7]have to laugh or else you [D]cry
You have to live or else you [A]die
You [A7]have to laugh of else you [D]cry
(Verse 2)
My f[D]riends say that we're heading for a gro[A]tty time,
It's [A7]just a load of slapstick in a [D]pantomime,
We're [D]heading for disaster, but I [A]just don't care,
[A7]Shut your eyes and count to ten, you [D]won't be there.
(Chorus)
The [D]whole things daft, I [A]don't know why
You [A7]have to laugh or else you [D]cry
You have to live or else you [A]die
You [A7]have to laugh of else you [D]cry
Does[D] anybody know how long to World War T[A]hree?
I [A7]wanna know, I've gotta book me [D]holidee.
They want me in the army, but I [A]just can't go,
I'm [A7]far too busy listening to the [D]radio.
(Chorus)
The [D]whole things daft, I [A]don't know why
You [A7]have to laugh or else you [D]cry
You have to live or else you [A]die
You [A7]have to laugh of else you [D]cry
(Verse 2)
My f[D]riends say that we're heading for a gro[A]tty time,
It's [A7]just a load of slapstick in a [D]pantomime,
We're [D]heading for disaster, but I [A]just don't care,
[A7]Shut your eyes and count to ten, you [D]won't be there.
(Chorus)
The [D]whole things daft, I [A]don't know why
You [A7]have to laugh or else you [D]cry
You have to live or else you [A]die
You [A7]have to laugh of else you [D]cry
