Time Bomb
By Reckless Kelly
She [G]left him at the [F]altar, [G]smashed her wedding [F]cake
And she [G]stripped off her [F]long white dress then her [G]sexy linge[F]rie
And she [G]kissed Father J[F]oseph savage[G]ly on the [F]lips
[G]Oh lord have [F]mercy, bec[G]ause my sister's f[C]lipped
[A]Couldn't see it [D]coming, [A]how were we to [D]know
[A]Mother's little [D]angel, l[A]ittle devil [D]though
[A]She was such a [D]sweet young thing, but [A]something went [D]wrong
[A]Twenty years on a [D]straight line, I guess [C]it built a l[C/B]ive time [A]bomb
She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress and then sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped
Old Johnny Two-Shoes, his jaw just hit the floor
Little Granny Jones, yeah, she keeled right over
Should've seen the best man get a smile on his face
And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it made her day
She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress and then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped
Said lord have mercy, because --
By Reckless Kelly
She [G]left him at the [F]altar, [G]smashed her wedding [F]cake
And she [G]stripped off her [F]long white dress then her [G]sexy linge[F]rie
And she [G]kissed Father J[F]oseph savage[G]ly on the [F]lips
[G]Oh lord have [F]mercy, bec[G]ause my sister's f[C]lipped
[A]Couldn't see it [D]coming, [A]how were we to [D]know
[A]Mother's little [D]angel, l[A]ittle devil [D]though
[A]She was such a [D]sweet young thing, but [A]something went [D]wrong
[A]Twenty years on a [D]straight line, I guess [C]it built a l[C/B]ive time [A]bomb
She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress and then sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped
Old Johnny Two-Shoes, his jaw just hit the floor
Little Granny Jones, yeah, she keeled right over
Should've seen the best man get a smile on his face
And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it made her day
She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress and then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped
Said lord have mercy, because --
