Chord/Tab song: There Are Many Dangers

[Gm]If your [A#]toast gets stuck in the [Fm]toaster
Do [Cm]not put a fork [Gm]in the [A#]toaster while it is h[Eb]ooked up, or [G]look out
[Cm]I did and I [Gm]got caught in the current
[Eb]Pulled me in and [A#]shook me while it held me [Eb]tight[Asus4]

[C]There are many dangers
[D]They could be in a toaster or a [G]common [Bm]thing
[C]You must keep a lookout
Re[D]member all the rules they have for [G]every[Bm]thing[C][D]

[Gm]When it's [A#]very, very [Fm]cold out
Do [Cm]not put your tongue [Gm]on cold [A#]metal things
For ex[Eb]ample, [G]stop signs
[Cm]I did and they [Gm]had to pull some skin off
[Eb]And then they had to [A#]fill my mouth with cotton at [Eb]night[Asus4]

[C]There are many dangers
[D]They could be in a toaster or a [G]common [Bm]thing
[C]You must keep a lookout
Re[D]member all the rules they have for [G]every[Bm]thing[C][D]

[Gm]When they'd [A#]taken out my [Fm]tonsils
[Cm]I brought them home
[Gm]Kept them [A#]in a jar on the s[Eb]helving in [G]my room
[Cm]Between the toaster, [Gm]stop sign, and my tonsils
[Eb]I've got lots of [A#]things to think about at [Eb]night[Asus4]

[C]There are many dangers
[D]They could be in a toaster or a [G]common [Bm]thing
[C]You must keep a lookout
Re[D]member all the rules they have for [G]every[Bm]thing[C][D]