Ever[G]yday at lunch in highschool and a[D]ll my senior year
I drank my coca-cola, with a t[Cadd9]ouch of everclea[G]r
I never had to study math, s[D]cience or history
I'd have a chemical flashback to [Cadd9]jog my memor[G]y
[G]My junior year I swore I loved sw[D]eat miss Sherry Anne
One night I put some everclear in her [Cadd9]Dr. Pepper c[G]an
I t[Cadd9]hought it make her easy but she t[G]ook it pretty hard
D(ring) Cadd6(let ring)
I took her home and rang her doorbell left her layin in
the yard
(Chorus below)
[Cadd9]Tequila dries me [G]out, and b[Cadd9]eer just makes me f[G]at
[D]Whiskey makes me naucious tell me w[Cadd9]ho the hell needs th[G]at
if your thinkin about drinkin well the [D]answers crystal clear
Cadd9(one quick strum)
its the invisible intoxicant, its called everlear
(Play intro riff 1x)
(then...)
[G]I remember my church picnic, in the [D]spring of '89
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons [Cadd9]sliced right off the
[G]vine
Everyone bowed their heads givin g[D]race to the food
Hey I pulled out my bottle, and i s[Cadd9]oaked them melons g[G]ood
They never knew what hit 'em, when the p[D]otion went to work
We had grandmas doin backflips, grandpas l[Cadd9]ookin up their
[G]skirts
They were [Cadd9]singin halleluja and W[G]illie Nelson songs
D(let ring)
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the
Cadd9(let ring)
Baptists have ever thrown
(Chorus)
(Play intro riff 1x)
[G]When I'm drinkin everclear I think I'm [D]king of this whole
world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and [Cadd9]cooler than Steve
[G]Earl
Untill I wake up and I'm [D]faced down in the hall
Hey I'm completely naked for a [Cadd9]reason I can't r[G]ecall
Well I'm kinda sorta thinkin, that m[D]aybe I met a chick
'Cause there's perfume in the air and there's l[Cadd9]ipstick on
my n[G]eck
Well I [Cadd9]hope that she was pretty and I h[G]ope that she was kind
D(let ring) Cadd9(let ring)
enough to leave my clothes somewere they're easy to find
(Chorus)
(Play intro as Outro)
(End on G)
[Cadd9]e--3--
[a--3--]g--0--
[d--2--]
[a--3--]e--x--
I drank my coca-cola, with a t[Cadd9]ouch of everclea[G]r
I never had to study math, s[D]cience or history
I'd have a chemical flashback to [Cadd9]jog my memor[G]y
[G]My junior year I swore I loved sw[D]eat miss Sherry Anne
One night I put some everclear in her [Cadd9]Dr. Pepper c[G]an
I t[Cadd9]hought it make her easy but she t[G]ook it pretty hard
D(ring) Cadd6(let ring)
I took her home and rang her doorbell left her layin in
the yard
(Chorus below)
[Cadd9]Tequila dries me [G]out, and b[Cadd9]eer just makes me f[G]at
[D]Whiskey makes me naucious tell me w[Cadd9]ho the hell needs th[G]at
if your thinkin about drinkin well the [D]answers crystal clear
Cadd9(one quick strum)
its the invisible intoxicant, its called everlear
(Play intro riff 1x)
(then...)
[G]I remember my church picnic, in the [D]spring of '89
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons [Cadd9]sliced right off the
[G]vine
Everyone bowed their heads givin g[D]race to the food
Hey I pulled out my bottle, and i s[Cadd9]oaked them melons g[G]ood
They never knew what hit 'em, when the p[D]otion went to work
We had grandmas doin backflips, grandpas l[Cadd9]ookin up their
[G]skirts
They were [Cadd9]singin halleluja and W[G]illie Nelson songs
D(let ring)
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the
Cadd9(let ring)
Baptists have ever thrown
(Chorus)
(Play intro riff 1x)
[G]When I'm drinkin everclear I think I'm [D]king of this whole
world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and [Cadd9]cooler than Steve
[G]Earl
Untill I wake up and I'm [D]faced down in the hall
Hey I'm completely naked for a [Cadd9]reason I can't r[G]ecall
Well I'm kinda sorta thinkin, that m[D]aybe I met a chick
'Cause there's perfume in the air and there's l[Cadd9]ipstick on
my n[G]eck
Well I [Cadd9]hope that she was pretty and I h[G]ope that she was kind
D(let ring) Cadd9(let ring)
enough to leave my clothes somewere they're easy to find
(Chorus)
(Play intro as Outro)
(End on G)
[Cadd9]e--3--
[a--3--]g--0--
[d--2--]
[a--3--]e--x--
