Chord/Tab song: The Blank Husband Epidemic

| F | A# | A | B | E |

[G#] [C#]
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband

[A] [E] [G] [A]
who hated his job and hated his life

[F#m]
so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy

[B]
off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life

[F#m]
he couldn't silence the ever present thought

[B]
"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"

[Emaj7]
and his heart was blank

[Amaj7]
don't we know what blank people are good for

[B] [Amaj7] [B]
what they are good for

[G#] [C#]
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband

[A] [E] [G] [A]
who just couldn't escape or catch a break

[F#m]
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic

[B]
because he hated his bike and he hated his life

[F#m]
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge

[B]
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man

[Emaj7]
and his heart was blank

[Amaj7]
don't we know what blank people are good for

[B] [Amaj7] [B]
what they are good for

[E] [F#m] [G#m][G]
until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline

[A] [A7] [D7][B7]
and she must have made a stunning first impression

[E] [F#m] [G#m][G]
because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline

[A#] [Cm]
but my Auntie didn't care

[F] [A#]
she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere

[A] [B] [E]
by god they're everywhere

[G#] [C#]
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband

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