I have joined a [D]baking class
[A]This must be confidentia[D]l
[G]There's me and twenty women [D]
And they love by[Em] big utensil [A]
[G]I'm the only fella
[D]But I stay in full control
The ladies flash their recipes
And then[A] I lick their bo[D]wls
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[D]The ladies have a sweeter tooth
[A]I know they would be wil[D]ling
[G]We'd go into the kitchen [D]
And they'd get t[Em]o taste my filli[A]ng
[G]And as they stood in front of me
[D]They'd get a big surprise
I'd knock out something special
They cou[A]ld even watch it[D] rise
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[D]One lady said my cakes could not
[A]Be better than her mums [D]
[G]She prodded with my Battenberg [D]
[Em]And then she squ[A]eezed my buns
[G]I had to use protection
[D]An apron I did wear
I put my whisk into the bowl
The crea[A]m went everywhere![D]
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[A]This must be confidentia[D]l
[G]There's me and twenty women [D]
And they love by[Em] big utensil [A]
[G]I'm the only fella
[D]But I stay in full control
The ladies flash their recipes
And then[A] I lick their bo[D]wls
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[D]The ladies have a sweeter tooth
[A]I know they would be wil[D]ling
[G]We'd go into the kitchen [D]
And they'd get t[Em]o taste my filli[A]ng
[G]And as they stood in front of me
[D]They'd get a big surprise
I'd knock out something special
They cou[A]ld even watch it[D] rise
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[D]One lady said my cakes could not
[A]Be better than her mums [D]
[G]She prodded with my Battenberg [D]
[Em]And then she squ[A]eezed my buns
[G]I had to use protection
[D]An apron I did wear
I put my whisk into the bowl
The crea[A]m went everywhere![D]
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
[D]Oh, I'm a master baker
[G]Baking just for [D]fun
[G]The girl next door
[D]She likes her cakes
[Em]I'd love to give her one[A]
[G]My cakes are so much in demand
[D]I wouldn't have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i[A]t when they're m[D]oist
