Capo 4
[G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]
Well, I [G]wish I had my [Cadd9]picture
[G]On the Rolling Stone to[Cadd9]day
[G]And I wish that the En[Cadd9]quirer
Would [G]spread a roumor that I was [Cadd9]gay
[G]Well I wish I had some [Cadd9]buddies
[G]Some movie stars and [Cadd9]such
[G]?Cause I probably wouldn?t [Cadd9]worry about
[G]About the two of us as [Cadd9]much
Chorus:
[C]And I?d spend all my [D]money
[G]On ca[G/F#]viar and coc[Em]aine
[C]And I would not re[D]member
How you [C]broke my [D]heart [G]today
You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she?s carryin? my child
I?d drive down Sunset Boulevard
my hair blowin? in the wind
And I?d stop at fancy restaurants
And they?d finally let me in
Chorus
Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
?Cause if he?d hang out with Kato Kaetlin
Well, I guess he?d hang out with me
Chorus 2:
And I?d spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today
[G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]
Well, I [G]wish I had my [Cadd9]picture
[G]On the Rolling Stone to[Cadd9]day
[G]And I wish that the En[Cadd9]quirer
Would [G]spread a roumor that I was [Cadd9]gay
[G]Well I wish I had some [Cadd9]buddies
[G]Some movie stars and [Cadd9]such
[G]?Cause I probably wouldn?t [Cadd9]worry about
[G]About the two of us as [Cadd9]much
Chorus:
[C]And I?d spend all my [D]money
[G]On ca[G/F#]viar and coc[Em]aine
[C]And I would not re[D]member
How you [C]broke my [D]heart [G]today
You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she?s carryin? my child
I?d drive down Sunset Boulevard
my hair blowin? in the wind
And I?d stop at fancy restaurants
And they?d finally let me in
Chorus
Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
?Cause if he?d hang out with Kato Kaetlin
Well, I guess he?d hang out with me
Chorus 2:
And I?d spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today
