A great song by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the
tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played
clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this
is how I play it.
Intro: D# Cm Gm A# X2
[D#]Britney, I can f[Cm]ell your sadness[Gm]
The World is f[A#]illed with madness
[D#]And everybody t[Cm]akes It out on you[Gm]
And there's nothing [A#]you can do, but
[D#]Girl I want y[Cm]ou to know[Gm]
That I'm not [A#]one of those because
I [G#]don't care what they all s[A#]ay
I'd [G#]still have sex with y[A#]ou
Any[D#] day[Cm]
A[D#]ny day[Cm][A#]
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
[D#]Britney, Nobody [Cm]really knows you[Gm]
yet they all think [A#]they can judge you
[D#]Although I'm not a fan of [Cm]your music[Gm]
The way the treat you, girl, It [A#]makes me sick.
[D#]Just know that I can [Cm]hear your cries,[Gm]
and I still love to get be[A#]tween those thighs, because
I [G#]don't care what they all s[A#]ay
I'd [G#]still have sex with [A#]you
Any[D#] day[Cm]
Any[D#] day[Cm]
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
[G#]And If you want to marry m[A#]e
As long as [G#]I don't have to sign a prenup I agr[A#]ee
(This Guitar part plays under the above lines)
I [G#]don't care what they all s[A#]ay
No I [G#]don?t care what they all s[A#]ay
I'd [G#]still tap that as[A#]s
Any[D#] day
Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings.
Peace
John Cammies
tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played
clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this
is how I play it.
Intro: D# Cm Gm A# X2
E-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-7-5-3----8-7-5-3---8-7-5-----3-|
D-------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|
[D#]Britney, I can f[Cm]ell your sadness[Gm]
The World is f[A#]illed with madness
[D#]And everybody t[Cm]akes It out on you[Gm]
And there's nothing [A#]you can do, but
[D#]Girl I want y[Cm]ou to know[Gm]
That I'm not [A#]one of those because
I [G#]don't care what they all s[A#]ay
I'd [G#]still have sex with y[A#]ou
Any[D#] day[Cm]
A[D#]ny day[Cm][A#]
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
E----------------------------------6-----|
B----------------------------------------|
G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-3--------7---10-------|
D----------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------|
[D#]Britney, Nobody [Cm]really knows you[Gm]
yet they all think [A#]they can judge you
[D#]Although I'm not a fan of [Cm]your music[Gm]
The way the treat you, girl, It [A#]makes me sick.
[D#]Just know that I can [Cm]hear your cries,[Gm]
and I still love to get be[A#]tween those thighs, because
I [G#]don't care what they all s[A#]ay
I'd [G#]still have sex with [A#]you
Any[D#] day[Cm]
Any[D#] day[Cm]
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day")
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-8-7-5-3-----8-7-5-3-|
D---------------------|
A---------------------|
E---------------------|
[G#]And If you want to marry m[A#]e
As long as [G#]I don't have to sign a prenup I agr[A#]ee
(This Guitar part plays under the above lines)
E--------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------------|
G--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
D--------------------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------------|
I [G#]don't care what they all s[A#]ay
No I [G#]don?t care what they all s[A#]ay
I'd [G#]still tap that as[A#]s
Any[D#] day
Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings.
Peace
John Cammies