Intro: A D
[D]Honey, you think he's got an attitude
[D]So you treat him just a little too rude
[D]Buddy, you think she's a little too cold
[D]So you act like a two year old
Don't it make you feel [G]low, Joe?
Don't it make you feel [D]mean, Jean?
Don't it make you feel as[A]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
[D]Boy, you say something bad about her brother
[D]Girl, you say something mean about his mother
[D]Tempers flare and insults fly
[D]And you're both wanting to die
Don't you feel like a [G]jerk, Kirk?
Don't you feel like a [D]ninny, Jenny?
Don't it make you feel a[A]shamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
[D]Lady, you say you don't love him no more
[D]And mister, you kick down the bedroom door
[D]She calls you names you never heard before
[D]And now it's a full scale war
Don't it make you feel [G]crazy, Daisy?
Mentally [D]ill, Bill?
Don't it make you feel as[A]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
[D]Six o'clock, eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten
[D]The neighbors, all know that you're at it again
[D]And two little kids just a few feet away
[D]Hear every word you say
Don't it make you feel [G]bad, Dad?
Don't it make you feel [D]wrong, Mom?
Don't it make you feel as[A]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
Don't it make you feel as[D]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
With a pickle in the middle
And a mustard on top
[D]Honey, you think he's got an attitude
[D]So you treat him just a little too rude
[D]Buddy, you think she's a little too cold
[D]So you act like a two year old
Don't it make you feel [G]low, Joe?
Don't it make you feel [D]mean, Jean?
Don't it make you feel as[A]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
[D]Boy, you say something bad about her brother
[D]Girl, you say something mean about his mother
[D]Tempers flare and insults fly
[D]And you're both wanting to die
Don't you feel like a [G]jerk, Kirk?
Don't you feel like a [D]ninny, Jenny?
Don't it make you feel a[A]shamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
[D]Lady, you say you don't love him no more
[D]And mister, you kick down the bedroom door
[D]She calls you names you never heard before
[D]And now it's a full scale war
Don't it make you feel [G]crazy, Daisy?
Mentally [D]ill, Bill?
Don't it make you feel as[A]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
[D]Six o'clock, eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten
[D]The neighbors, all know that you're at it again
[D]And two little kids just a few feet away
[D]Hear every word you say
Don't it make you feel [G]bad, Dad?
Don't it make you feel [D]wrong, Mom?
Don't it make you feel as[A]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
Don't it make you feel as[D]hamed of yourself?
Don't it make you feel [D]small, y'all?
With a pickle in the middle
And a mustard on top