Chord/Tab song: Shoppers' Paradise

Chords by Paul Wingham from The Sweet Fantastic. www.thesweetfantastic.co.uk
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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise

Verse 1:
[C]Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise [G]habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
[C]knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden [G]hearts
[C]Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
[G]tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
[C]ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding [G]dates another summer of [C]hate

Verse 2:
[C]It's the top shop for the tired and rundown [G]going up for the final comedown
[C]First and second floors, third and fourth world [G]wars
We've got a [C]free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
[G]just take the stairs to the bargain basement
[C]Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.

Chorus:
[G]Ladies and [C]gentlemen, [G]boys and [C]girls
the [G]big shop is [C]open it's a [G]wonderful [C]world

Verse 3:
[C]Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a [G]drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
[C]We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. w[G]ere going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
We take [C]Visa, Access, American Express
[G]patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
[C]clothes for all ages, mothers and babies

Chorus:

Verse 4:
[C]Going down for all the things you missed
all the [G]love. peace and happiness that don't exist
We've got [C]enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a [G]government freezer full of benefits
A [C]children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
We've got [G]Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
[C]Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
[G]Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
[C]Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the [G]big shop is open and the world is [C]wonderful

Ending: C G C G C G C G