The second tab I have submitted, once again Jonathan Coulton. Have fun
Opening riff
Guitar 1 Guitar 2
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7-9-------9-7-6-7- --------------9---|
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Chords
B7 x21202
E 022100
[G#]C#m [466544]x46654
E7 020100
Amaj7 x02120
Am7 x02010
A x02220
[F#m]B7sus4 [244222]x22200
Cmaj7 x32000
G 3x0033
C#m7b5 x4545x
D xx0232
Verse 1
[B7] We took the freeway out of [E]town
[B7] We found a place to settle [E]down
[B7] We bought a driveway and a [G#]swingset and a [C#m]dog[E7]
You got your very own [Amaj7]bathroom
I got my very own [Am7]workshop in the basement
We sit around [E]staring [G#]at the [C#m]wall-to-[A]wall
Take [E]field trips [G#]to our [C#m]favorite [A]mall
[E]Waiting [G#]for the [C#m]day when [A]all the [F#m]kids grow up and [B7]leave us here
Chorus
If you [E]need me
I'll be [B7]downstairs
With the [E]shop vac
You can [A]call but I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the shop vac [B7sus4]on
(for heaven's sake it's really [B7]loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be [E]OK
Cause you'll be [B7]upstairs
With the [E]TV
You can [A]cry and I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the [B7]shop vac [E]on[A][E]
Verse 2
[B7] We hung a flag above the [E]door
[B7] Checked out the gourmet grocery [E]store
[B7] I bought a mower I can [G#]ride around the [C#m]yard[E7]
But we haven't got rea[Amaj7]l friends
And now even the [Am7]fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if [E]you for[G#]get to [C#m]hide the [A]keys
I'll [E]take a [G#]ride to [C#m]Apple[A]bee's
I'll [E]come home [G#]drunk on [C#m]daiqui[A]ris and [F#m]throw up on the [B7]neighbor's lawn
Chorus
If you [E]need me
I'll be [B7]downstairs
With the [E]shop vac
You can [A]call but I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the shop vac [B7sus]on
(for heaven's sake it's really [B7]loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be [E]OK
Cause you'll be [B7]upstairs
With the [E]TV
You can [A]cry and I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the [B7]shop vac [E]on[A][E]
Bridge
[Cmaj7]I like the Starbucks [G]here that's better than the [Cmaj7]other one
Cause the [G]other one's not as good
[Cmaj7]They really need to put a [C#m7b5]light there cause it's hard to [D]turn
It's hard to [B7]make a left turn
(Vincent's Guitar Solo)
Verse 3
[B7] And when it's time to go to [E]bed
[B7] I'm still awake inside my [E]head
[B7] I'm floating up above the [G#]house and looking [C#m]down[E7]
I guess I gotta go [Amaj7]back there
I guess there never was [Am7]any other answer
And as the [E]freeway [G#]hums the [C#m]cars go [A]by
The [E]headlights [G#]roll a[C#m]cross the [A]sky
[E]Many [G#]miles a[C#m]way but [A]I can [F#m]see them speeding [B7]through the dark
Chorus
If you [E]need me
I'll be [B7]downstairs
With the [E]shop vac
You can [A]call but I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the shop vac [B7sus]on
(for heaven's sake it's really [B7]loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be [E]OK
Cause you'll be [B7]upstairs
With the [E]TV
You can [A]cry and I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the [B7]shop vac [E]on[A][E]
Opening riff
Guitar 1 Guitar 2
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------------------ ------6-----------|
----6-7-6--------- 6-7-9---9-7-6---6-|
7-9-------9-7-6-7- --------------9---|
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Chords
B7 x21202
E 022100
[G#]C#m [466544]x46654
E7 020100
Amaj7 x02120
Am7 x02010
A x02220
[F#m]B7sus4 [244222]x22200
Cmaj7 x32000
G 3x0033
C#m7b5 x4545x
D xx0232
Verse 1
[B7] We took the freeway out of [E]town
[B7] We found a place to settle [E]down
[B7] We bought a driveway and a [G#]swingset and a [C#m]dog[E7]
You got your very own [Amaj7]bathroom
I got my very own [Am7]workshop in the basement
We sit around [E]staring [G#]at the [C#m]wall-to-[A]wall
Take [E]field trips [G#]to our [C#m]favorite [A]mall
[E]Waiting [G#]for the [C#m]day when [A]all the [F#m]kids grow up and [B7]leave us here
Chorus
If you [E]need me
I'll be [B7]downstairs
With the [E]shop vac
You can [A]call but I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the shop vac [B7sus4]on
(for heaven's sake it's really [B7]loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be [E]OK
Cause you'll be [B7]upstairs
With the [E]TV
You can [A]cry and I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the [B7]shop vac [E]on[A][E]
Verse 2
[B7] We hung a flag above the [E]door
[B7] Checked out the gourmet grocery [E]store
[B7] I bought a mower I can [G#]ride around the [C#m]yard[E7]
But we haven't got rea[Amaj7]l friends
And now even the [Am7]fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if [E]you for[G#]get to [C#m]hide the [A]keys
I'll [E]take a [G#]ride to [C#m]Apple[A]bee's
I'll [E]come home [G#]drunk on [C#m]daiqui[A]ris and [F#m]throw up on the [B7]neighbor's lawn
Chorus
If you [E]need me
I'll be [B7]downstairs
With the [E]shop vac
You can [A]call but I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the shop vac [B7sus]on
(for heaven's sake it's really [B7]loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be [E]OK
Cause you'll be [B7]upstairs
With the [E]TV
You can [A]cry and I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the [B7]shop vac [E]on[A][E]
Bridge
[Cmaj7]I like the Starbucks [G]here that's better than the [Cmaj7]other one
Cause the [G]other one's not as good
[Cmaj7]They really need to put a [C#m7b5]light there cause it's hard to [D]turn
It's hard to [B7]make a left turn
(Vincent's Guitar Solo)
Verse 3
[B7] And when it's time to go to [E]bed
[B7] I'm still awake inside my [E]head
[B7] I'm floating up above the [G#]house and looking [C#m]down[E7]
I guess I gotta go [Amaj7]back there
I guess there never was [Am7]any other answer
And as the [E]freeway [G#]hums the [C#m]cars go [A]by
The [E]headlights [G#]roll a[C#m]cross the [A]sky
[E]Many [G#]miles a[C#m]way but [A]I can [F#m]see them speeding [B7]through the dark
Chorus
If you [E]need me
I'll be [B7]downstairs
With the [E]shop vac
You can [A]call but I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the shop vac [B7sus]on
(for heaven's sake it's really [B7]loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be [E]OK
Cause you'll be [B7]upstairs
With the [E]TV
You can [A]cry and I probably won't [E]hear you
Because it's [F#m]loud with the [B7]shop vac [E]on[A][E]
