(Verse 1)
I[G]'m a shtty golfer, [G/F]you can ask my wife
[C]I've been out there hackin' every [G]day of my life
[C]I got the shorts and all the p[G]laid sweaters
A D D (drag the pick)
and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better
M[G]an, I hit 'em fast and I h[G/F]it 'em thin
I[C] roll 'em in the bunker's man, I [G]hit 'em again
[C]Slice 'em in the bushes, crank [G]'em in a cr[E]eek
[A]I popped that sucker up [D]and hooked it out on[G] the street
(Chorus)
[C]Yeah, I'm 245 r[G]ight down the middle
[D]and I'll miss the green, [G]to the left just a little
[C]Chili dip a wedge, an[G]d put it all together
[A]Hit that son of a bch rig[D]ht up there in the leather
[C]If you call that good, and let me pre[G]ss on the sid[E]e
[A]You can put me d[D]own for a fi[G]ght
(Verse 2)
He[G]y, I'm a shtty golfer, [G/F]most of us are
[C]But we carry our clubs in the b[G]ack of our cars
[C]What else you gonna do when [G]your out of t[E]own
and you [A]need to waste a whole day and sh[D]oot another ro[D]und
Ma[G]n, I played Augusta, and I p[G/F]layed Pebble Beach
and o[C]ne time at Sawgrass I sh[G]ot 83
[C]If I live long enough t[G]o be 88[E]
[A]I think I'll ce[D]lebrate it by sho[G]oting my age
(Chorus)
[C]Yeah, I'm 245 r[G]ight down the middle
[D]and I'll miss the green, [G]to the left just a little
[C]Chili dip a wedge, an[G]d put it all together
[A]Hit that son of a bch rig[D]ht up there in the leather
[C]If you call that good, and let me pre[G]ss on the sid[E]e
[A]You can put me d[D]own for a fi[G]ght
O[E]h yeah y[A]ou can put me do[D]wn for a fight[G]
I[G]'m a shtty golfer, [G/F]you can ask my wife
[C]I've been out there hackin' every [G]day of my life
[C]I got the shorts and all the p[G]laid sweaters
A D D (drag the pick)
and this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better
M[G]an, I hit 'em fast and I h[G/F]it 'em thin
I[C] roll 'em in the bunker's man, I [G]hit 'em again
[C]Slice 'em in the bushes, crank [G]'em in a cr[E]eek
[A]I popped that sucker up [D]and hooked it out on[G] the street
(Chorus)
[C]Yeah, I'm 245 r[G]ight down the middle
[D]and I'll miss the green, [G]to the left just a little
[C]Chili dip a wedge, an[G]d put it all together
[A]Hit that son of a bch rig[D]ht up there in the leather
[C]If you call that good, and let me pre[G]ss on the sid[E]e
[A]You can put me d[D]own for a fi[G]ght
(Verse 2)
He[G]y, I'm a shtty golfer, [G/F]most of us are
[C]But we carry our clubs in the b[G]ack of our cars
[C]What else you gonna do when [G]your out of t[E]own
and you [A]need to waste a whole day and sh[D]oot another ro[D]und
Ma[G]n, I played Augusta, and I p[G/F]layed Pebble Beach
and o[C]ne time at Sawgrass I sh[G]ot 83
[C]If I live long enough t[G]o be 88[E]
[A]I think I'll ce[D]lebrate it by sho[G]oting my age
(Chorus)
[C]Yeah, I'm 245 r[G]ight down the middle
[D]and I'll miss the green, [G]to the left just a little
[C]Chili dip a wedge, an[G]d put it all together
[A]Hit that son of a bch rig[D]ht up there in the leather
[C]If you call that good, and let me pre[G]ss on the sid[E]e
[A]You can put me d[D]own for a fi[G]ght
O[E]h yeah y[A]ou can put me do[D]wn for a fight[G]
